WillyElliot
Tanning one day, then wearing a winter coat today.
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I was really checked out on skating in the 02-06 quad, so I've never seen this program before. I'm totally loving it.
Shit, this is one of the WTF programs I've ever seen. The frosted tips and facial hair. The tight glorious costume. Those wooden gay march/vogue moves at the beginning. The flying camel salute. The Mike Pike orgasm. And of course, Lisa's outfit!
I've always had a problem with skaters' programs having an overtly patriotic or religious theme. It's so manipulative. But I do feel badly for him here. The choreography is embarrassingly childish, almost like it's deliberately tacky and all done tongue in cheek. And seriously, the "Mike Pike"??? Your basic forward shoot the duck that you see four year olds doing across every public rink in the country? At least someone was really impressed by it. Or was overcome with raw emotion due to Mike's heterosexuality! Some gurls just can't contain themselves! lol
But didn't Mike's son (was he Mikey Jr?) actually have chicken pox at Cleveland Nationals?? Probably not the smartest thing to put him in an arena with thousands of other people, where there were likely many immunosuppressed fans in the building. He was always up for a photo op to show off his straightness. Does anyone remember an up close and personal where he gave a tour of his house and when they got to the master bedroom he said something like "And THIS is where all the action happens!" Eek.