Crazy skating mom (a cautionary tale)

MIsty Blades/Skate Mom

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Once upon a time, a young, blond mother had dreams of her daughter becoming the next Tara Lipinski. The young mother enrolled her 4-year-old daughter in beginning skating lessons at the local rink. Twice a week, the young mother (let's call her Misty), would take her daughter (Maddie) to lessons. Misty would cheer on her daughter, then give the instructor a bad time to make sure Maddie was the best.

Maddie progressed very quickly and started to compete in her age group by the time she was 5 1/2. Misty aggressively pursued the best instructors and choreographers in the area. She also tried to befriend judges and use her beauty and feminine charms (her body) to make sure that the judges scored well in competitions.

At Maddie's first competition, Misty and Carter (Maddie's Dad and Misty's sexy husband) cheered on their daughter. When Maddie's scores went up, Misty threw a fit in the audience then headed toward the judges' area to give them a piece of her mind. She became unhinged and had to be escorted out of the rink by security. Maddie's coach basically told Misty to chill out and not lose it at competitions.

Misty behaved decently at the next competition, but she was a bitch to the mother of the skater who won. Misty developed a reputation as a "looney tunes" skating mom. Maddie asked her mother not to attend her skating competitions for the rest of her life.

But then fate struck. Carter got the "opportunity of a lifetime" to earn a huge salary with an even larger bonus potential in the lucrative San Francisco Bay Area. Misty and Maddie had to leave their coach and rink. The rink gave them a going-away party which was really a "Bye Felicia" party for Misty.

Misty, Maddie, and Carter found a bargain $2 million fixer in the suburbs of San Francisco. Misty conned (I mean persuaded) her parents to purchase a home nearby. Luckily, Misty's parents sold an expensive property so they could afford to live in the same overpriced neighborhood as Misty.

Misty learned about a large number of rinks in the Bay Area and quickly found a new coach and rink for Maddie. Maddie dropped the bomb on Misty and told her that she no longer wanted to skate. One of the reasons was that Misty embarrassed the entire family at competitions. Maddie said soccer was more fun and Misty didn't look like an asshole (according to Carter) at games.

Misty learned that she was incorrectly living her dreams through Maddie and need to skate herself. Because the Bay Area is so expensive, Misty had to get a job and quit acting like a spoiled housewife. Carter says Misty is less of a bitch now that she has a job and no longer obsessed with her daughter's skating.

Today, Misty and her family are much happier. Misty behaves very well at soccer games. She also works hard at her new job. Once work settles, she will explore adult beginner lessons in San Francisco. She missed the deadline for group adult lessons Yerba Buena. Maybe next year.

Where else in the Bay Area can Misty take adult beginner lessons?
 

overedge

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There are other places online where you've posted this perv stuff about skating moms offering themselves to judges in exchange for better marks. Nobody believed it there either. Tacking an alleged question on the end isn't a reason to post it in here.

Give it a rest already, and get your jollies somewhere else.
 
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MsZem

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Ooooh, I remember this from the book thread a few years back! Did Maddie skate in a mantilla at any point, or get a new program for each competition?
 

purple skates

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Luckily, it sounds like she has enough money to afford the breast treatment available.

:lol:

I can’t believe I actually opened this thread. However, the thought of using your hot body to influence the judging of a child’s event is amusing, considering that many judges are women and men in their older years who are too smart to be influenced by a hot momma. ;)
 

Simone411

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Well Betcha By Golly Wow that she's from my neck of the woods where I have that Ocean Front Property in Arizona. Looks like she jumped into that cave on the dunes of the sand drinking Pina Coladas and gettin' caught in the rain where she must have planned her Escape. Hope she finds her way back soon after those Wasted Days and Wasted Nights. :p :whistle:o_O
 

Ohyes

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Okay, but what the actual hell did I just read? :rofl::shuffle: This is some teenage wattpadd author level storytelling.
 
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