2018 Rose of Tralee (20-21 August) - Bad Poetry A Given

[my little pony]

I wonder if she passed on this monkey heart gene

 

[allezfred]

Oh no she is singing Aslan!

Fun fact: when I was a child, we had to move out of a hotel room where we staying so it could be given to Aslan.

 

[my little pony]

isn't Aslan a cartoon lion?

 

[my little pony]

I guess not

 

[allezfred]

isn't Aslan a cartoon lion?

The Chronicles of Narnia and also an Irish rock group popular with heroin addicts.

We're back with Abu Dhabi.

 

[allezfred]

Two Dads and a Mammy - there'll be passing around the smelling salts around the retirement homes.

 

[allezfred]

Florida is a vocal student at university? Does that just mean she is a bit loud?

 

[allezfred]

Vocal student had better be Maria fecking Callas.

 

[allezfred]

Folding napkins means we have reached peak Rose of Tralee.

 

[skatemomaz]

napkin folding. awesome

 

[skatemomaz]

That hot water bottle was creepy.

 

[skatemomaz]

Milking a fake cow . I think that surpasses the napkin folding.

 

[allezfred]

One of the escorts is from the village where my mother was born. Fear that I might be related.

 

[allezfred]

Waterford was doing well until "Feeling Good"

 

[allezfred]

Anyone who names their child Kelsey Kelleher willfully should be reported to social services.

 

[skatemomaz]

dressing dolls. lame.

Don't judge Arizona by this.

 

[allezfred]

The Newfoundland accent must be one of the weirdest accents in the English speaking world.

 

[skategal]

The Newfoundland accent must be one of the weirdest accents in the English speaking world.

There's not just one. Different accents depending on if its east coast, west coast, central, south coast or northern. East coast is very Irish.

 

[my little pony]

wow that took me forever to finish, im getting old
so old I liked most of them
I was going to complain about how the Americans are so extra, but then Newfoundland come out and was one of the most annoying people of all time

 

[antmanb]

Reading this PBP has been hilarious.

I was slightly at the mention of escorts, then got the gist of it

 

[allezfred]

Five minutes away from Night 2!

 

[allezfred]

Dear Lord we are starting with depression.

 

[skatemomaz]

A little shade throwing. Fun.

 

[my little pony]

yet somehow Perth is the one depressing me, I might doze off

 

[allezfred]

Bad poetry! My year is made!

 

[my little pony]

would that have been funny if I knew Gaelic?

 

[skatemomaz]

Bad poetry! My year is made!

Bad poetry acted out! Awesome.

ETA, did she write that?

 

[allezfred]

Bad poetry acted out! Awesome.

ETA, did she write that?

Probably

 

[allezfred]

Chicago is such an over-achiever. I can feel @my little pony being annoyed by her an ocean away.

 

[my little pony]

while I do hate the North American contestants, I love how she loves this festival.