Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?
Because someone told him, “Git along, little doggie.”
(Remembered due to having my tea in a dachshund mug this morning)
What do you call a French remodeler who is really terrible at doing floors?
Linoleum Blownapart
Why did everyone in the room look up and applaud? Because they were ceiling fans.
What happens if you run in front of a car? You get tired.
What happens if you run behind a car? You get exhausted.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter; it’s not going to come when you call.
Please no “this free dance is the story of our skating/partnership/relationship.” Those are always the most boring and generic.
I adore the ShibSibs and will be interested to see how their comeback goes.
WORD.
And how the hell did he turn 33 last year? He and Maia are supposed to be the young'uns in US ice dance. Clearly my brain hasn't kept up.
And continued cancer-free vibes to Maia.
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Appreciating everyone's stories and comments. Someone posted USFS's instagram post upthread, and there were several comments to the effect that the young skaters who were tragically lost in the plane crash needed a new coach to guide them. :wuzrobbed
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