Christmas Jokes

[Susan1]

I know there was a riddles for kids thread somewhere a long time ago, but I saw these in Reader's Digest today and laughed out loud.

What's red and white and falls down chimneys?
Santa Klutz

What did one snowman say to the other?
Yeah, I smell carrots too.

My fave -
What does the gingerbread man use to make his bed?
Cookie sheets.

ho ho ho

 

[Jot the Dot Dot]

If a red-headed male works in a bakery, does that make him a Ginger Bread Man?

My Russian friend Rudolf was looking outside his Moscow apartment window, notices the weather, and comments to his wife:"It's raining". His wife takes a look out, and corrects him:"No, it's sleeting." "It's raining!" he insists. "Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear!"

 

[Moto Guzzi]

Why did Frosty the Snowman break up with his girlfriend?

She was a total flake.