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Yeah, I knew there was something a little off about roofie-flavored Jello pudding.

Then it's odd that Temamzepam and its sisters are prescribed to chemo patients to get them to eat.

The benzos themselves might not (sheeee-yeah), but the need for deep-fried PBJs afterward sure will.

Sure, if you don't consider getting porked-out a change of appearance.

I don't know about Ronan's paternity, but the boy's hawt.

So, we learned two new things from Woody's missive: 1) He couldn't have possibly been boffing his daughter because he was too busy doing the other. 2) He couldn't have been nailing his daughter in the attic, because child molestation is a space-intensive activity. Okay.

Alison Arngrim, who played Nellie Olsen on Little House, wrote about her experiences being molested by her brother. People have told her that she needs to reconcile with him, but she replies that you wouldn't have dinner with a stranger who had robbed your house.

Sure, until he turned 22. Long after he'd sucked down too many deep-fried PBJs and benzos, there were still some none-too-bright women who wanted to hit that.

It's a fortunate woman indeed who gets over that type by, say, 27? For those who are slow to learn, there are pilgrimages to Graceland. And Woody Allen movies.

Some middle-age women are turned on by self-absorbed, neurotic, heavily pontificating, "creative" types of slight stature. They confuse these traits for sensitivity, and/or think they can mother him. See: Johnny Weir's ubers.

Oh yeah? That's not what the horse said.

Done.

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Just remember the first rule of researching your family tree: realize that, outside of your family, and sometimes even within in, people get really bored when you babble about your ancestry.

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