Marge_Simpson
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Remember these? If anyone wants to distract themselves jump right in and add to the story.
Marge Simpson was completely stressed out. Between the worsening news, having to go to work, and the lack of Ben and Jerry’s in her freezer, her nerves were none too steady. Not that they were steady to begin with, but she knew she needed a distraction.
And what better distraction than watching skating videos? She was long past her silly crush on Vitaliy Baranov, even if he did have that lovely curly hair. But he was probably bald now. So why not select another skater to fantasize about?
“Hmm, Zachary Donahue seems a sexy young man. Err, a superb athlete”, she declared as she selected some coverage from the previous SA competition. “Yes, Zachary suits my needs. A fine physical specimen!”
Congratulating herself on finding such a superb distraction, she paused the video to truly appreciate Zach’s assets.
However, she stopped dead upon recognizing a person in the audience.
“What the hell? I didn’t know HE was in Las Vegas! That sleazy slimy dirtbag! What was he up to?”
Marge has just spotted......
Marge Simpson was completely stressed out. Between the worsening news, having to go to work, and the lack of Ben and Jerry’s in her freezer, her nerves were none too steady. Not that they were steady to begin with, but she knew she needed a distraction.
And what better distraction than watching skating videos? She was long past her silly crush on Vitaliy Baranov, even if he did have that lovely curly hair. But he was probably bald now. So why not select another skater to fantasize about?
“Hmm, Zachary Donahue seems a sexy young man. Err, a superb athlete”, she declared as she selected some coverage from the previous SA competition. “Yes, Zachary suits my needs. A fine physical specimen!”
Congratulating herself on finding such a superb distraction, she paused the video to truly appreciate Zach’s assets.
However, she stopped dead upon recognizing a person in the audience.
“What the hell? I didn’t know HE was in Las Vegas! That sleazy slimy dirtbag! What was he up to?”
Marge has just spotted......