Recent content by Marge_Simpson

I can't read new books at all right now. I have a stack of library books but I gave up trying to read them; I just can't process new material. What I'm doing instead is re-reading favorites, since I already know the plot.

“send Marge Simpson” to rendezvous with Morozov” said Scott. “What? Are you nuts?” demanded Brian B. “That loony blue haired woman at FSU? She would never meet Morozov. She thinks he’s a slime bag, and she doesn’t drink vodka. Why would she go meet him?” “Yes, but she’s gullible!” ssid Scott...

"Hmm, let me guess" said Brian B. "Was it Maman Joubert?" Brian O let out a huge snort of laughter. "That old cow! How would she even fit into it?" "You're right!" chortled Brian B. "She isn't a bolt. She's a lightning storm! But who was it, tell, tell!" Brian O dropped his voice to a whisper...

Comfort Books: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen The Accidental Tourist - Anne Tyler Breathing Lessons - Anne Tyler The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole - Sue Townsend And something literary that happened at work recently. My coworker the huge reader asked me if I was working on blood for a patient...

“Bonjour! Allo! Is zees zee famous coach of zee patinage, zee Monsieur Morosov?” The oily one, still legally drunk, thought he was having auditory hallucinations. It look him several seconds to answer but he finally realized the French woman’s voice actually existed and was coming from his...

.."Drink zeees wine, mais oui!" cried Brian. "Mon dieu! Zees sleazy man makes zee trouble for everyone, quelle dommage." Brian took a few delicate sips of his fine red wine and accompanied it with a fresh croissant. "Bien!" he sighed. "I am now tranquille. I will not let zees slimebag man get...

...unscrews his bottle of vodka, taking a hefty swig. “Nyet!” he sputtered. “Thees blue hair woman, she try to ruin my plans! I must stop her. Why she watching theez video and start trouble for me? Is katostropha!” The oily one gulped down the rest of the bottle to steady his nerves. “Da!” he...

I started a thread in OTBT but it should be in the trash can. I’m sorry. Can it be moved?

Remember these? If anyone wants to distract themselves jump right in and add to the story. Marge Simpson was completely stressed out. Between the worsening news, having to go to work, and the lack of Ben and Jerry’s in her freezer, her nerves were none too steady. Not that they were steady to...

Saying a prayer for you and Lee right now.

SC 1993: that time when I ate my first beaver tail. :)

Wheee! I’m in. My very first skating competition was SC in Ottawa in 1993.

Ruthless People. Danny DeVito is perfect as the sleazy, slimy, would-be killer.

Resort fees are always negotiable when you are checking out ;)

I am still waiting for someone to use the Simpsons theme song.