Memes and humor to lift your spirits up

[Dobre]

From facebook:

Let me say this again: 2020 has no rules.

Put. That. Christmas. Tree. Up. If. You. Want. To.

We've been in 2020 for 6 years now. It won't hurt anything.

 

[Susan1]

From FB -

https://tinyurl.com/yag5f72h

(Don't be drinking anything when you open this. I had water in my mouth and had to turn my head and spit it out on the carpet so I wouldn't choke. Just struck me so funny. Stress relief.)

 

[Susan1]

from FB - https://tinyurl.com/yxkgrabk
Awwwwww!!!!!
Our weatherman reported smoke here in Ohio today.

 

[Japanfan]

Dogs for Biden! Paws way up for Biden!

https://www.facebook.com/joebiden/videos/dogs-for-biden/1761660280653102/

 

[skipaway]

More Olive and Mabel

 

[Susan1]

Saw this on FB, so looked for a website -

How will you meet your Halloween end?

How will you meet your Halloween end? A little bit of spooky fun to get you in the Halloween mood. Its easy to find out. Just take the ...

www.daveswordsofwisdom.com

me - "knocked off by Miley Cyrus in a dark alley"

 

[MacMadame]

Saw this on FB, so looked for a website -

How will you meet your Halloween end?

How will you meet your Halloween end? A little bit of spooky fun to get you in the Halloween mood. Its easy to find out. Just take the ...

www.daveswordsofwisdom.com

me - "knocked off by Miley Cyrus in a dark alley"

I could go for that.

 

[Susan1]

I could go for that.

So did you play the game for your name?

 

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Beaten, by killer bees, while trying to run away

 

[MacMadame]

So did you play the game for your name?

I liked yours better than what it said for mine. So I'm stealing it.

 

[Dobre]

From facebook:

We are basically all peasants again.
Bake bread.
Avoid Plague.
Revolt against tyranny.

 

[Dobre]

From facebook:

Has anyone tried unplugging the country and plugging it back in?

 

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Use Your Hands

 

[MacMadame]

This is so me:

Facebook

www.facebook.com

 

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So Odd

 

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You Know I’m a Wolf Don’t You?

 

[Susan1]

not memes - REAL pictures -
"Is anybody missing an Emu!? I'm located out on S. Union."
https://tinyurl.com/y3fplu9y
one commenters said "I would poop my pants if I walked out and saw that". Yeah.

my friend in Australia -

https://tinyurl.com/y5agd47h

"a very roo-tiful day"

She posted a picture she took of a roo on the beach a few years ago. I've used that for my computer wallpaper.

And all I saw was an eagle a couple weeks ago!

 

[MacMadame]

Was it a bald eagle? We have one living along the creekbed right now.

 

[Susan1]

Was it a bald eagle? We have one living along the creekbed right now.

You missed my posts? Yep, swooping around over the Walgreen's parking lot. It was amazing. Of course I don't have a picture. There's a nest in Carillon Park in Dayton, about 10 miles from here. They have an egg watch every year. People here have seen them in different places. My first time. I haven't seen any kangaroos or emus though (except at the zoo). I saw a fox once, on the way to work. Everybody that came into our department past my desk, the first thing I said was "I saw a fox". My boss said they saw them at the NCR Country Club golf course all the time. Well, fine. My fox was walking down the sidewalk by the Marriott.

 

[MacMadame]

My boss said they saw them at the NCR Country Club golf course all the time. Well, fine. My fox was walking down the sidewalk by the Marriott.

 

[Susan1]

not memes - REAL pictures -
"Is anybody missing an Emu!? I'm located out on S. Union."
https://tinyurl.com/y3fplu9y
one commenters said "I would poop my pants if I walked out and saw that". Yeah.

Post this morning (I didn't include the pictures here)
(not exactly funny for the emu - just emu update from an hour ago) -
"Who's missing an emu? It’s at Meyer park. My husband is trying to keep the coyotes from getting to it. The police, Ohio fish and game, and Ohio wildlife people won’t help.
ETA- got the police to show up!
Update- some guy came with feed and a truck! He looks like he know what’s up.
Update 2 - Emu is in a trailer... maybe. I think Jeff’s?
Update 3- he ran away" One comment underneath "If 2020 wasn't weird enough."

I'll keep checking for more updates. I'm glad it's not close to me.

 

[Susan1]

Post this morning (I didn't include the pictures here)
(not exactly funny for the emu - just emu update from an hour ago) -
"Who's missing an emu? It’s at Meyer park. My husband is trying to keep the coyotes from getting to it. The police, Ohio fish and game, and Ohio wildlife people won’t help.
ETA- got the police to show up!
Update- some guy came with feed and a truck! He looks like he know what’s up.
Update 2 - Emu is in a trailer... maybe. I think Jeff’s?
Update 3- he ran away" One comment underneath "If 2020 wasn't weird enough."

I'll keep checking for more updates. I'm glad it's not close to me.

3 p.m. - still loose -
some good comments -
"Wtf is going on in this crazy ass town?"

"I think someone up on union might raise them. I had a student late to class because they were stuck behind the emus in the road. One of my favorite “late to class” excuses ever!"

"The police have him cornered ...it’s comical but they are doing a great job. They're trying to keep him in the park I would assume to keep it safe. I’m going to guess it’s not something you can just throw a leash on." (me - I hope somebody is filming this and posts it. It might win on Americas Funniest Videos.)

In the last 2 weeks, I reported the bald eagle over Walgreen's, somebody else reported coyotes and now we have emus running amok in Miamisburg. Lions and tigers and bears - oh my!

 

[Susan1]

3 p.m. - still loose -
some good comments -
"Wtf is going on in this crazy ass town?"

"I think someone up on union might raise them. I had a student late to class because they were stuck behind the emus in the road. One of my favorite “late to class” excuses ever!"

"The police have him cornered ...it’s comical but they are doing a great job. They're trying to keep him in the park I would assume to keep it safe. I’m going to guess it’s not something you can just throw a leash on." (me - I hope somebody is filming this and posts it. It might win on Americas Funniest Videos.)

In the last 2 weeks, I reported the bald eagle over Walgreen's, somebody else reported coyotes and now we have emus running amok in Miamisburg. Lions and tigers and bears - oh my!

I forgot - he was caught yesterday. Today she posted - "he actually loaded up like he was ready to come home. Poor guy was tired of the adventure. Hopefully that will be his last! Bout gave me a heart attack.... we reported him to the police... and they put out a BOLO ... dispatch was laughing hysterically

all’s well that ends well I guess!"

 

[Susan1]

not the emu - FB

https://tinyurl.com/y4ctuuno

 

[Susan1]

this really happened -

Jon Rahm skips golf ball across pond in amazing hole-in-one at the Masters

Jon Rahm, on his 26th birthday, produced potentially one of the all-time best golf shots during a practice round on Tuesday ahead of the 2020 Masters.

www.cnn.com

 

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Olive and Mabel do Halloween

 

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Because Christmas Music Should Not be Played Before Thanksgiving

 

[Susan1]

Because Christmas Music Should Not be Played Before Thanksgiving

One of my classic rock radio stations started on November 1. I keep forgetting and switch stations driving along and AARRGGHH!

 

[Sylvia]

"This dog is both a good dog and a bad dog at the same time." https://twitter.com/shellkryan/status/1327569835862142976

 

[Susan1]

"This dog is both a good dog and a bad dog at the same time." https://twitter.com/shellkryan/status/1327569835862142976

Adorable. That's better than the kids on American's Funniest Videos. They have videos of parents leaving candy on the table and telling them not to eat it till they get back. That's just teaching them how to be sneaky, greedy liars and cheats. Little trumpers.