George Santos

[Vagabond]

The latest from Baron Munchausen;

George Santos Previously Said He Was Target Of Assassination Attempt, Mugged on 5th Ave

Another day, another twist in the tale of Congressman George Santos. The latest claims that have surfaced: Santos previously said he was the target of an assassination attempt, and that he was mugged on Fifth Avenue during the middle of the day.

www.nbcnewyork.com

Far more amusing than that thing on Instagram.

 

[just tuned in]

I was a lifeguard who fought in the civil war and led my college's competitive eating team.

Um.

I was quarterback of the Vassar football team who invented shoelaces and donated both my kidneys.

 

[skatemomaz]

I'm a karate instructor who befriended the space lasers and led my college team to the cornhole championship.