Citius, Altius, Pornius (2024 Olympic Hotties)

[Gazpacho]

Who are this year's eye candy?

 

[allezfred]

I approve of this tradition!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1817320324100214947

 

[Theatregirl1122]

I approve of this tradition!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1817320324100214947

Wow uh. Trading shorts is not something I would have expected. I don't mind though.

 

[allezfred]

An oldie, but a goodie.

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[allezfred]

Ibrahim Çolak

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[canbelto]

Well I think Tyrese Haliburton is adorable:

Tyrese Haliburton on Instagram: "opening ceremony🫡🇺🇸"

tyresehaliburton on July 27, 2024: "opening ceremony🫡🇺🇸".

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[Finnice]

This is the best Oly thread!

 

[skatingguy]

lol you made me google him and I would not have guessed (but he also looks a lot like my father-in-law who is mixed race and born in Japan which is funny)

I also had to Google him. Strong surfer energy.

 

[Gazpacho]

Canadian gymnast Felix Dolci

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[Desperado]

Canadian gymnast Felix Dolci

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He’s gorgeous but at 22yrs old he makes me feel too much like a creep.

 

[Matryeshka]

I would like to nominate Thomas Ceccon of Italy to participate:

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[viennese]

One of the Italian swimmers gave a good show yesterday after the medal ceremony. Will look for a photo. His warmup pants were as low as they could go without revealing all.

 

[Theatregirl1122]

I would like to nominate Thomas Ceccon of Italy to participate:

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I second the nomination

 

[Spikefan]

Not an athlete but I’m submitting Craig Chan, the Women’s rugby 7s official.

Hong Kong Rugby Sevens on Instagram: "Tonight marks the exciting start of the Rugby Sevens Olympic Games in Paris 2024! 🏉 Keep an eye out for our very own Hong Kong China referee, Craig Chan, who will be officiating the women’s sevens. #hkrugby #A

474 likes, 2 comments - hksevens on July 24, 2024: "Tonight marks the exciting start of the Rugby Sevens Olympic Games in Paris 2024! 🏉 Keep an eye out for our very own Hong Kong China referee, Craig Chan, who will be officiating the women’s sevens. #hkrugby #AGameForAll".

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Hong Kong China Rugby on Instagram: "Living the Olympic dream 💙 @cseecraigie"

452 likes, 0 comments - hkrugby on July 29, 2024: "Living the Olympic dream 💙 @cseecraigie".

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[Gazpacho]

Chinese diver Wang Zongyuan

 

[Gazpacho]

To mark the men's 50m freestyle race tonight, I present two-time winner of the event, and porniest Olympian of all time, Alexander Popov.

 

[allezfred]

Leo Neugebauer

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[On My Own]

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Not "porny", I just want to go yaaas at that snatched back.

 

[On My Own]

... I am NOT posting some of these Zhang Boheng tweets I've seen, but apparently him to an extent that makes me scared for him.

 

[canbelto]

To mark the men's 50m freestyle race tonight, I present two-time winner of the event, and porniest Olympian of all time, Alexander Popov.

Omg. He is still hot. He did this interview last year about the other Popov (David Popovici) and he is still super hot:

Alexander Popov analyzes David Popovici's 100 Free World Record

2x Back-to-Back Olympic Champ, Alexander Popov, calls Brett to catch up after David Popovici's 100 Free World Record.OUR SWIMMING SPONSORS:BRATTER PA, IMMIGR...

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Just a gorgeous guy.

 

[Amy L]

I was 15 during the Atlanta Olympics when I discovered Popov and I also found out that I am at least partially straight.

 

[canbelto]

I was 15 during the Atlanta Olympics when I discovered Popov and I also found out that I am at least partially straight.

I don't think you need to be a straight woman to find Popov hot. Pretty sure an asexual yeast cell would find Popov hot.

 

[Amy L]

I don't think you need to be a straight woman to find Popov hot. Pretty sure an asexual yeast cell would find Popov hot.

I think I'm somewhere in between asexual yeast cell and straight woman and yes Popov was HAWT

 

[allezfred]

Would be nice if the thread could not highlight genocide supporters however hot they might have been 30 years ago…

 

[Gazpacho]

German archer Florian Unruh. Cool (er, hot) fact: When he married his wife, he changed his last name to hers.

 

[Buzz]

Damien Warner! Maybe out of the running for a medal in the decathlon but still one of the hottest of hotties at these games! IMHO Certainly has one of the best dad bods around!

 

[allezfred]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1819127420525363234

 

[Theatregirl1122]

You all have been doing the lord's work, but this thread needs some hot ladies.

Yaroslava Mahuchikh, high jumper from Ukraine who just won Ukraine's SECOND gold medal of the games.

Yaroslava Mahuchikh on Instagram: "See you in the Olympic Games final on Sunday at 20:50. How did you like my jumps today, write in the comments ☑️🇺🇦 #paris2024 #olimpicgames"

174K likes, 1,876 comments - rosya_dp on August 2, 2024: "See you in the Olympic Games final on Sunday at 20:50. How did you like my jumps today, write in the comments ☑️🇺🇦 #paris2024 #olimpicgames".

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[Karen-W]

You all have been doing the lord's work, but this thread needs some hot ladies.

Yaroslava Mahuchikh, high jumper from Ukraine who just won Ukraine's SECOND gold medal of the games.

Yaroslava Mahuchikh on Instagram: "See you in the Olympic Games final on Sunday at 20:50. How did you like my jumps today, write in the comments ☑️🇺🇦 #paris2024 #olimpicgames"

174K likes, 1,876 comments - rosya_dp on August 2, 2024: "See you in the Olympic Games final on Sunday at 20:50. How did you like my jumps today, write in the comments ☑️🇺🇦 #paris2024 #olimpicgames".

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And I give us also, her fellow high jump competitor, Christina Honsel of Germany.

Christina Honsel (@_christinahonsel_) • Instagram photos and videos

30K Followers, 1,044 Following, 306 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Christina Honsel (@_christinahonsel_)

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[kwanfan1818]

Every woman in Archery readying to shoot.