MIsty Blades/Skate Mom
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For once, I was not involved, however, I was right there when it happened.
On the last day of skating lessons before the Holiday break, the moms got to skate with their kids at the end of the lessons.
One short mom wasn't particularly a great skater, while her daughter was. "Short mom" accidentally skated into a "tall mom" who had given birth recently. When the short mom accidentally plowed into tall mom, she face planted into tall mom's chest, and mother's milk got all over short mom's face.
Tall mom was concerned and asked short mom if she was okay, short mom accused tall mom of deliberately trying to blind her with her mother's milk.
Short mom was crying hysterically and called the police and her lawyer. Within minutes, tall mom was sued by short mom of aggravated assault.
The husbands thought the whole thing was stupid and persuaded short mom to drop the lawsuit and the assault charges.
Do you have any crazy rink accident stories like that at your rink?
On the last day of skating lessons before the Holiday break, the moms got to skate with their kids at the end of the lessons.
One short mom wasn't particularly a great skater, while her daughter was. "Short mom" accidentally skated into a "tall mom" who had given birth recently. When the short mom accidentally plowed into tall mom, she face planted into tall mom's chest, and mother's milk got all over short mom's face.
Tall mom was concerned and asked short mom if she was okay, short mom accused tall mom of deliberately trying to blind her with her mother's milk.
Short mom was crying hysterically and called the police and her lawyer. Within minutes, tall mom was sued by short mom of aggravated assault.
The husbands thought the whole thing was stupid and persuaded short mom to drop the lawsuit and the assault charges.
Do you have any crazy rink accident stories like that at your rink?