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The Onion just reported that C***d Vaccine Won’t Shrink You Down To Size Of Ant:https://www.theonion.com/exhausted-researchers-inform-public-covid-vaccine-won-t-1845801078 - that's got to be legitimate, right?

1. "Lana" is not Lana 2. "Lana" speaks Russian 3. "Lana" knows how to skate 4. "Lana" is hiding a lot in her box :)

Absolutely. This is a figure skating forum, so the focus is on figure skaters. I would tell you what I think about Craig Simpson, but I would be permanently banned from this website for extensive use of profanity.

My name is not Lana. Lana's Box is an homage to something. While David & Jamie may have been separated (I don't live with them, and don't know that "he didn't want to be married to her"), they were very much marketed as a married couple. Starting a public "romance" with another married dude was...

If you looked it up, you probably noticed that Katia's first husband died, and David was publicly cheated on. Jamie was "dating" Craig Simpson while both were married with kids. David's hook up with Jamie was unfortunate, but he was young and stupid. Dave is 46 and Katia is 49. It's ok if they...

Is this a wedding ring on David's finger? Ekaterina Gordeeva (@katiaagordeeva) • Instagram photos and videos

What is THE UKRAINE REGION? Never heard of it. It's Ukraine. You're welcome.

It was the arrangement they made when he was 14 yo. Problem was, they fell super hard for each other right away and it went on for a long time. Like Romeo & Juliette thing, madly in love. Rumors were that they broke up in 2019 and Vadik started seeing another girl in 2020. I don't now first...

Unfortunately there are rumors on Russian boards that Medvedeva's boots broke during a practice session, and she's breaking in new boots today. If true, that is really bad news for Evgenia. Anyone who's skated knows the deal.

Back injury for Mozgov. https://rsport.ria.ru/20191223/1562736141.html Per Anjelika Krylova: "Sergei has a very serious injury, and hasn't really skated in the past month, trying to rehab his back. He has a pinched nerve, and disk problems. We thought he'd recover by the Nationals, and they...

Sergei: I beg Betina for forgiveness - because of me, we will not be going to the Russian Championships. I apologize to all the fans that due to (my) health reasons we are unable to participate in the competition. We will watch from the sidelines and wish all luck! Betina: Well... our couple...

Ah, so this is what the ignore button is for. Sorry the other posters are exposed to this representation of Russians on FSU.

I have no recollection of the Hughes family "crying" about anything. They are wealthy and didn't need Sarah to find their "way to the bank". They supported their daughters' careers as long as the girls wanted to skate. Then Sarah and Emily went onto Yale and Harvard. Hardly a family that...

Your translation could not be anymore crude if you tried. But to each their own.

Nadya, are you under the impression that what you write is not thuggish? IMO, what both Team Tutberidze and Plushenko wrote was classless and unnecessary.