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Your most favorite programs with awesomely "questionable" music/choreography

Discussion in 'The Trash Can' started by satchelpooch318, May 8, 2012.

  1. satchelpooch318

    satchelpooch318 Active Member

    I asked this question a number of years ago and got some great responses...now I'm hoping to learn about even more of these awesomely "questionable" programs now that the off-season is upon us. What are some "questionable" programs that you love to watch? Here are a few of mine:

    Brian Boitano, 1983 Worlds LP:
    Gorgeous 3Axel + muzak "For Your Eyes Only" = :swoon: :swoon: :swoon:

    Claudia Leistner, 1989 Worlds Exhibition:
    I love me some Irene Cara!

    Ludmila Nelidina, 2002 Skate America LP:
    Her forward camel spin will forever fascinate me...

    Meno and Sand, 1995 Worlds SP:
    A truly avant-garde music cut of "Blue Danube"

    Schwarz and Müller, 1999 Worlds LP:
    Just say "NO" to domestic violence
  2. barbk

    barbk Well-Known Member

  3. aftershocks

    aftershocks Well-Known Member

    :lol: Thanks for your contributions, satchelpooch318.

    I think Leistner's costume was "questionable" as well. In any case, maybe her performance to this Irene Cara "classic" might have worked with better choreography? It seems like Claudia was thrilled to have won the silver medal -- she couldn't remove the smile from her face.

    Gosh, the music choices for Brian B's program are so awful and dated, yet wow, his performance is so technically great ... better than a lot of men skating today! Brian did go on to make better music selections and to develop his artistic side. :)

    Ludmila's music was not helped by the fact that she was not a good free skater.

    Agree that Jenni and Todd may have benefited by a different version of this sp music, yet OTOH, they made it work. I've always loved their skating. Their famous headbanger dismount on that overhead lift is quite spectacular. I wonder how they practiced it to make it safe? 1995 Worlds in Birmingham, England was quite memorable -- Todd and Jenni won their second World bronze. Their fp was stellar -- they also appeared on the cover of Dance magazine in reference to their fp that season:


    Schwarz & Muller :cool: I love their quirky and distinctive German style.

    My obvious pick (discussed quite often on FSU):

    Johnny Weir's Maxim Mvirca fp 2006

    barbk, I think Michelle's Miraculous Mandarin music selection and choreo, while criticized at the time, has since become widely admired and appreciated by skating fans.


    ETA: Sorry for the poor quality video of MK's MM performance. She never had an opportunity to refine and polish that program, since they ditched it after the criticism. Perhaps she was trying to venture out of her comfort zone and try something different. Looking at this again, I don't think the music suited her style of skating, especially not for a competitive program. In any case, they were trying something different partly b/c she needed a second fp for the GPF.
    Last edited: May 8, 2012
  4. skatesindreams

    skatesindreams Well-Known Member

    It always bothered me that she was forced to "ditch" this program; apparently because the judges didn't respond to it.
    Or, did they not understand the music/choreography?
  5. aftershocks

    aftershocks Well-Known Member

  6. sequins

    sequins Active Member

    While never a Micelle Kwan fan myself, I loved this program. Definitely my fave of hers and it's a shame she didn't get to use it.
  7. satchelpooch318

    satchelpooch318 Active Member

    My most fave "questionable" program from MK is her Tosca from 2004 Worlds -- such utter passion and intensity, an awesome bitch-face thru-out the majority of the program, and all without any semblance of significant choreography whatsoever. :cheer:
  8. aftershocks

    aftershocks Well-Known Member

    ^^ Ha ha, Michelle was indeed determined. To me, she was like "OK, so its the 'jumps' you prefer to reward, well here they are!" (judges and media during that time were all more focused on ladies upping the technical ante). MK started working with Rafael and stripped down her programs, and yes, her critics were never satisfied.


    That look in Kwan's eyes at the beginning of her program, speaks volumes.

    Kwan's attitude in her Tosca performance, reminds me of Denzel's performance in Training Day, after lots of people had criticized the film, Hurricane, in which he portrayed convict, Ruben 'Hurricane' Carter. Critics said, "Denzel is too much of a good guy to portray a bad guy." Denzel gave them the finger with his Oscar-winning performance as corrupt police detective, Alonzo Harris, in Training Day. The performance shouted, "You want a bad guy. I'll give you a baaaad guy!"
  9. essence_of_soy

    essence_of_soy Well-Known Member

    I kind of like Leistner. Hard to believe she was only 23 here. She dresses and emotes like a Coffee Club skating mom.
  10. caseyedwards

    caseyedwards Well-Known Member

    I feel like people questioned Adrian Schultheiss portraying an escaped mental patient.
  11. aliceanne

    aliceanne Well-Known Member

    :slinkawayAlexei Urmanov wore this costume before Johnny's "Camille" or "Blades of Glory". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbpiSkvcWXg

    I remember that Scott Hamilton sputtered "but that's a woman's role!".

    His skating to the music from Swan Lake didn't bother me as much as it did Scott, but the costume got distracting after awhile. Also the music cuts started getting bizarre.

    Full disclosure: I too, have had some skating moments that have provoked an unintended laugh. :slinkaway:
    Last edited: May 9, 2012
  12. leapfrogonice

    leapfrogonice Active Member

    LOL, so true. And yet she become quite successful in her time. Having triple jumps got her far.:lol:
  13. Susan M

    Susan M Well-Known Member

    It wasn't an ISU event, but I think the most awesomely questionable music ever for ice skating has to be the program Torvill & Dean did with no music at all.
  14. satchelpooch318

    satchelpooch318 Active Member

    Is THIS the program?

    OMG -- the twitching, the straight jacket, Cypress Hill's "Insane in the Brain" + music from the Pac-Man video game + Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up" -- this program is even nuttier than Laetitia Hubert's iconic "Hooker on Crack"! I never dreamed that was even possible...
    flutzilla1 and (deleted member) like this.
  15. Miriam246

    Miriam246 New Member

    That Adrian Schultheiss program has got to be one of the voidiest gems ever....
  16. skatesindreams

    skatesindreams Well-Known Member

  17. aftershocks

    aftershocks Well-Known Member

    ^^ Wow, thanks for posting. I'd never seen that before. Creativity times infinity! And now I see that Gwendal and Marina were not the first to do the reverse lift like I thought. :)
  18. caseyedwards

    caseyedwards Well-Known Member

    Yes! It is great!
  19. satchelpooch318

    satchelpooch318 Active Member

  20. skatesindreams

    skatesindreams Well-Known Member

    You're most welcome!
    I've watched that program dozens of times, and find something new to appreciate with each viewing.
  21. julieann

    julieann Well-Known Member

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    Jenny From the Bloc

  23. Rochelle

    Rochelle Active Member

    And now for something entirely different... (than T/D's Oscar Tango):

    Shiganshina & Gazsi's Cirque Short Dance from 2010/2011.
    AKA the "balloon skirt and farmer w/ crazy socks program" to the music with the seemingly random baby talk / fun house vocals an:rofl:d laughter.

    Definitely can't leave this program out of any discussion of voidy / questionable programs.
  24. skatesindreams

    skatesindreams Well-Known Member

    Jenny, I don't know why the original links are blocked for you.
    They still work for me, in the US.
  25. sbanet

    sbanet Well-Known Member

  26. Cherub721

    Cherub721 YEAH!

    This is amazing... I give credit to Taso for introducing this to me.

    This girl is 12 and portraying a crazed exotic dancer.... and she is actually really good. I wonder whatever happened to her. Sylvia?

    Joanna Ng 1990 Skate Canada
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TlDBuOkNfvo#t=173s (this is where the program starts; go to the beginning to see a long fluff piece with Frank Carroll).
  27. aliceanne

    aliceanne Well-Known Member

    Oh no they didn't! My all time Fred & Ginger number (Night and Day) turned into a polka :wall::wall:
  28. escaflowne9282

    escaflowne9282 Reformed Manspreader

    Wow, that was fabulous , and very :eek: at the same time. And people thought Carroll was pushing it with Kwan's Salome :rofl:. A voidy theme coming from an early 1990s American ladies skater, who would have thunk?
  29. blue_idealist

    blue_idealist Well-Known Member

    Anyone have a link to the "Hooker on Crack?" I looked for it on youtube but can't find it. I searched "laetitia hubert hooker on crack" lol.