Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by falling_dance, May 30, 2013.
Bad, bad girl.
Have you ever posted a review on Yelp.com?
Not everyone experiences ASMR, that pleasant heaviness at the back of one's head which is neither a sign of nor , and different things work for different people. Voices I find extremely pleasant to listen to will strike others as nasal, creepy, or saccharine. That said, here are a few that I like:
- Haiying Yang makes tea. I've posted a link to one of her ink grinding videos in this thread before.
- Goldmark Gallery videos often give me ASMR vibes. This one, about Danish potter Anne-Mette Hjortshøj, is especially relaxing for me. Don't worry about the beast; s/he doesn't take up very much screen time.
- I've only skipped around this comedic ASMR video--it runs to nearly an hour--but skipping around has been fun: "It took me five years to master this tie's triggers."
- "Sounds of Rummaging Through Purse" - No talking; just the sounds suggested by the title.
No, I've never posted a review on Yelp.com before.
the feeling of writing with a pen
Finally, teenage bullies shouldn't be drawn and quartered, only sent on a no-return trip though space as a Voyager Golden Record of earthling non-tolerance of predatory behavior.
Sorry, it's way too claustrophobic for me. I felt as if I were stuck in a lift with about twenty other people.
Ah yes. The mellifluous talk of the ink grinders. Zola should have written a novel about their struggle.
I'll take your word for it. It reminded me rather of when, in days gone by, the hospital had enough money to allow the patients to do pottery. I made some nice things. : Hurries away and weeps bitterly.
I'm content to do either. But over the last ten years or so, my handwriting has deteriorated badly because I type almost everything.
In general, and of course being honest, would you describe your photographic skills as:
Purple Box Brownie
My photographic skills are even poorer than my judgment where suggesting ASMR videos is concerned.
Have you ever caught yourself bickering with in anti-fan in a way which feels too uberish or petulant for your sense of online self-respect?
- non laughs at f_d, who has: )
- purple what's supposed to differentiate online self-respect from the regular kind?
Sparks love of berevity in writing comes from:
Learning to be the fastest note taker in the West (in the olden days with chisel and stone),
Writing piles of clincal notes,
Purple none of the above,
Purple all of the above?
Purple all of the above.
Along with whipped cream, which is best in a mangelwurzel milkshake?
a bay leaf
Chopped Rosemary? Perhaps cinnamon. I shall try some in the morning and report back.
Essential for a decent curry:
Chillies (fresh, dried or powdered (please state )
Coriander (but you Rude 'Mericans call it something else, don't you?)
Additions to the list welcome
Purple Rottweiler masala
Bay leaf, of course.
who in the hell is that?
Oh, no. A sprig.
You're right about the bay leaf, Sparks.
"never read Bless Me, Ultima" púrpura
The rude 'Mericans call it...cilantro.
Seals or otters?
Bless Me Ultima is a wonderful book...with a bay leaf.
Isn't he Peter Mandelson's boyfriend?
Part of a nosegay, maybe?
Well, to my way of thinking, and I realise that it's not everybody's, but as I say, if we were to take a straw poll with two choices, to my way of thinking, coriander would win, though I know some might disagree, but one thing I've learned is that those who disagree do so because they're disagreeable, and to my way of thinking, that's how it is.
OMG, Matthew Parris is posting on FSU in the guise of a Green Party member.
Yes. Presentation is very important.
Should a poll on the question accompany the next ToT thread?
Seals, mainly because I live half a mile away from someone who is famous for her efforts to halt the declining numbers of otters. But I hear you cry, "That's surely a good woman!", and I thought so too until one day I went into her house and found she had a number of otters living in a cage in the living room! And not really anywhere near their natural environment. So she went down in my estimation rather rapidly after that. Anyway, seals have sexy teats.
Cos (Romaine if you must)
Iceberg (what's that?)
That curly type
Soft English lettuce
Another curly type
Purple Gem (aka Amethyst lettuce)
So I guess the savior complex went to her head?
manatees or walruses?
Yes, and to everyone else's nose. I did feel sorry for them, but they didn't smell too good.
It's a big animal, the walrus. Very bristly too. And aggressive. Whereas manatees, or mermaids as they're usually called, have long blonde hair and no legs, only a fishtail. I call it a draw.
I'm pretty sure this is recycling:
Would you rather be a dryad or a naiad? And which would you rather marry?
Will someone donate a Orientalplane/falling_dance to 'Merican English dictionary to Sparks?
How about the OFD 'Merican English Dictionary instead?
I think I'm more of a manatee. Marriage to a naiad would never work.
royal baby names:
Violet Orchid Fuchsia Lavender
Sparky, you know I love you and also I am tired because it's midnight here, but I cannot work out for the life of me what your question means.
In any case I can't go to bed without knowing whether you live in a lagoon or up in the trees. It's important, you know. For the future.
Raises eyebrows to indicate a) I have had no botox injected and b) that I don't know whether f_d is joking. However, I assume she is.
Baby Bebe! The Royal Baby Bebe!
Some NZ names are very nice. Princess Raewyn. Princess Noelene. Princess Raylene. Lovely names, very, very pretty.
OK, the first person to come up with the name, rather an odd one I remember thinking, of the NZ skater who appeared at Worlds a couple of times in the early 1990s wins a tenner.
Alright, fine. I'll come out of the closet. I'm a dryad who's mainly attracted to other dryads. There. Are you happy now?
New Zealand scares me.
Alexandra Rout is the only New Zealander in skating whose name I remember and she competed during the last Olympic cycle. (Goodbye, tenner. I never knew ye. )
I need translations for what orientalplane and falling_dance talk about (sorry for the poor grammar). I rarely understand y'all.
Sparky, we're not excluding you deliberately; it's just that you have to play on a regular basis to follow all the jokes.
I've maybe remembered her name. I think it was Rosanna Blong. She was very tall. Do you remember her, Sparks?
Here's a joke for you both, as I'm finally going to bed. If a forest nymph is called a dryad, what is a water nymph called? (And the answer is not a naiad.) The tenner is still waiting to be claimed.
You've won £10!!! No need to slinkaway. I'll send it with your birthday card; I seem to have a lot of loose change so I hope coins are all right.
According to my horoscope, this is a great year for sex. Should I renounce my celibacy?
(I'm going to make my decision based on the answer and I want none of that "do what makes you happy" middle of the road bullshit )
Once you've taken to regurgitating half-digested worms into strangers' mouths, it's time to consider finding intimacy by more conventional means.
Ways in which to "get out there and shine":
post a YouTube video in which I expound on the naming of celebrity babies with a flashlight under my chin
talk back to the part of my right hand that won't shut up?
do the flashlight thing
Ok fine. Should I post a dating ad in Off the Beaten path?
Why not just start the OTBT equivalent of that thread in which people give short bios and share a few of their sociopolitical beliefs?
Jupiter vs. the Moon