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Names You Will NEVER Give Your Children

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by Cachoo, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. liv

    liv Well-Known Member

    I've seen that recently a lot of the "older" names are coming back.... I worked in long term care so I have seen quite a few mildreds and ethels, and i haven't seen those used recently, but violet, alice, abigail and vivian have come back and they were quite popular "back in the day" too.
  2. grimey

    grimey bird is the word

    I always enjoy these ridiculous name threads :) I always joke to my husband that if we ever had twin boys, we would name them Bert and Ernie (Of couse I would never to this to the poor kids)

    I once went to school with a Lacy Topliss...
  3. skatingfan5

    skatingfan5 Past Prancer's Corridor

    I think it's good that New Zealand rejected Fish and Chips, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucy, and Sex Fruit as baby names, but some of the names that were "approved" are more than a bit "special": i.e. Midnight Chardonnay and Number 16 Bus Shelter. :shuffle: I suppose that Midnight Chardonnay would be a girl, so that might pass Germany's "must be able to identify gender" rule, but what about "Number 16 Bus Shelter"? :lol:
  4. gkelly

    gkelly Well-Known Member

    Here's a challenge.

    Suppose you're about to have a baby. Your spouse/partner says "I don't have strong feelings about the kind of name -- style, length, meaning, nationality, whatever. But I do feel strongly that the baby's name should be unique in this generation and if possible creative."

    What name(s) would you suggest -- perhaps invent -- that would appeal to you and meet that criterion?
  5. Jenny

    Jenny From the Bloc

    I would argue back with my spouse, because we're like that ;)

    Seriously, I've always favoured simpler names - let the kid figure out who they want to be without saddling them with a label before they're even a day old.

    Also, something our parents didn't have to think about but maybe parents should now, is do you think you will want to be found? There are advantages to having a unique name, but it can be a disadvantage if you value privacy and would rather be one of the million John Smiths out there.
  6. TheGirlCanSkate

    TheGirlCanSkate Well-Known Member

    Girl: Talia (ta lee-uh)- My mother was Natalie and I think as a form of the name (Natalia) shortened it would be cute.
    Boy: Avi (aw-Vee)(this name was created by an author as his pen name). It was going to be my son's name but he turned out to be a she at the ultrasound!

    My daughter bemoans that I didn't name her Avi. She loves it and pretends it is her name.
  7. snoopysnake

    snoopysnake Well-Known Member

    How about "Synchro?" for a boy and "Haydenette" for a girl?
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  8. Lanie

    Lanie Well-Known Member

    If my kid was a girl he was going to be Isabel or Juliet. If we have another it'll probably be another boy, as my husband's family makes only boys (except my niece), and that kid will be screwed and unnamed. :rofl:
  9. Zemgirl

    Zemgirl Well-Known Member

    If I were naming a kid, my main concern (other than picking something that sounds good to me and presumably my hypothetical partner) would be to find a name that works in more than one language/culture, not a unique name.

    It's interesting that so many countries require names that make the gender of the child clear. I wonder what the justification for this is, especially since these are generally progressive countries when it comes to gender issues.

    We have no such requirement, and unisex names, as well as boys' names for girls and to a lesser extent feminine names for boys, are quite common.

    I really like the name Talia - another Hebrew name, BTW. Avi is usually a diminutive for Avraham here, though with a somewhat different pronounciation.
  10. rjblue

    rjblue Having a great day!

    I know of a couple in a nearby community who named their daughter Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. She used Abcde as her functional given name- pronounced Ab-ci-dee. That wouldn't be possible now, because our province has restrictions on naming, similar to those in the linked article.

    What do parents of babies of ambiguous gender (intersexed) do when they are required to give their child a gendered name? I would think a name like Laurie or Pat would be better in that case.

    My daughter picked the name Hero for her future daughter when she was 12, and read the novel(still her favourite) Friday's Child, by Georgette Heyer. She stuck with her choice, and her husband liked the name too, so I have a 3 year old granddaughter with a very uncommon name. No one has any problem with the spelling or pronunciation, but they all think she is named after Hiro from Heroes. One elderly man said, when introduced to Hero, "Oh, after the greek myth!", and my daughter almost hugged him.

    eta- Guy is as common a name as John here in New Brunswick. And I know a man named Dick Butts.
  11. TheGirlCanSkate

    TheGirlCanSkate Well-Known Member

    What do parents of babies of ambiguous gender (intersexed) do when they are required to give their child a gendered name? I would think a name like Laurie or Pat would be better in that case.

    I'm pretty sure it comes to the parents ideas about it. Some think they can "fix" the situation by choosing for the child. Others would choose a name with flexibility. My coworker was Sam (and a he)and now she is Samantha and she did a legal name change and still goes by Sam.
  12. Zemgirl

    Zemgirl Well-Known Member

    My first thought was Hero from Much Ado About Nothing :) I don't think I'd want to name a daughter after her specifically, but I like the story behind your granddaughter's name! I much prefer a unique name that is based on something that is meaningful to the parents to one that's seems like a badly misspelled regular name.
  13. Wiery

    Wiery Well-Known Member

    Names I will never give my children???

    Jenny Talia
    Richard Cranium

    My sister's name is Randy; needless to say, she is popular with Englishmen...
  14. Ageless

    Ageless Active Member

    Years ago I was working with two different clients, one, a man named Innocent, and the other, a woman, named Virgen. I always thought I should get them together!
  15. Castlerock

    Castlerock Member

    I don't like names that are to unisex and no difference in spelling: Mackenzie, Taylor, Logan. My kids have friends with these names that a both boys and girls. At least with some unisex names you can tell by the spelling if it is a boy or girl: Jamie/Jayme, Terry/Terri or Robin/Robyne.

    And we need some change in common names. My daughters class has 3 Katies's, 3 Jessica's and 2 Emily's.

    Funniest names I know: Harley Davidson and Harry Dick. :lol:
  16. rjblue

    rjblue Having a great day!

    Which are the boy's version and which are the girl's? I know women named Terry and Jamie- do they have the boy's spelling?

    I can't even keep Francis and Frances straight. And also- here Michelle is a girls name, but the francophones in the area commonly name their sons Michael- also pronounced Michelle.
  17. gkelly

    gkelly Well-Known Member

    Answering my own challenge...

    Keeping in mind that all northern/western European versions of Greek names(including my own) are transliterations at best and often adaptations, for a girl I would play with the spelling a little further to get Irin as a compromise between Irene, Irina, and Erin . . . or maybe Irini.

    While we're on the peace theme, would Pax work for a boy? I can think of reasons why it wouldn't be my first choice if I had an actual son to name in this scenario, but I could live with it, so I'll suggest it to my hypothetical spouse while I think of alternatives.
  18. my little pony

    my little pony war crawling into canada

    i would say something like i ruined my body for this, i'm calling it what i want to call it, go f*** youself

    reason # 845 why i cant ever marry
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  19. snoopy

    snoopy Team St. Petersburg

    Tarzan Obediah Greenberg wins.
  20. Vagabond

    Vagabond Well-Known Member

    Don't be so sure. Some of those may eventually come back.

    As it is, I am expecting to live long enough to see some names of more recent vintage become "old lady names" -- Holly, Kelly, Wendy, Brittany, and Tiffany, for example.

    (((((Hollys, Kellys, Wendys, Brittanys, and Tiffanys on FSU)))))
  21. AnnieBgood

    AnnieBgood Active Member

  22. skipaway

    skipaway Well-Known Member

    Ask Angelina
  23. BigB08822

    BigB08822 Well-Known Member

    I have a student whose name is pronounced Moneisha but is spelled Moneneshia. It really explains a lot.. :shuffle:
  24. Kruss

    Kruss Not Auto-Tuned

    One of the radio personalities here named her little boy Porter. While that may be a family name (although in her case, it's not, she just wanted something unique), I can't imagine crooning over a velvety beautiful little baby, "Poooooorter!"

    It's not a bad name for an adult, but not for a baby, IMO.
  25. Nomad

    Nomad Celebrity cheese-monger

    I found my infamous "50 Names that Qualify as Child Abuse" list from the days when I sent things "To the parents of..." I am not making any of these up, alas:

    Sijazzmyn, Circle, Fairy, Haorong, Synderella, Winky, Princessha, Miracle, Charlemagne, Godd, Xzavion, Xzavier, Xzarinelle, Sweet-Chiantell, Huckelbery, Chances, and Majesta. :slinkaway
  26. Myskate

    Myskate New Member

    Wow, lots of interesting names here. I went to school with Eric Erickson and Mark Marks. They both liked their names. Eric has a friend John Dough. Hope he never lands in the ER without ID. No one will believe him. Saturday Night Live once had a skit about kids with funny names. http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/camp-ujaama/1354917/ I don't know how they did that skit with a straight face.
  27. Rex

    Rex Well-Known Member

    I have two distant cousins in South Carolina named....here it comes...MODESTine and PLEASANTine.:eek::confused:
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