INT. WEDDING HALL ON MICHELLE KWAN'S WEDDING DAY Michelle has just made her entrance -- and she is absolutely radiant and stunningly beautiful, almost angelic, in her Vera Wang wedding gown. BEAVER: Jeepers, Wally, Michelle is even purtier than Miss Landers! WALLY: Gosh, Beav, why does my face feel so hot all of a sudden? WARD (Mesmerized by Michelle's beauty): Oh, my word! I've never seen such a beautiful woman in all my born days! Why, compared to her, June-bug, you look like a sack of lumpy potatoes. JUNE (Staring daggers at Ward, steam rising from her pearl necklace): WHAT...DID...YOU...SAY? WARD: I, uhh, I was just saying, dear, that your lovely potatoes last night were scrumptious! BEAVER: Gee, Wally, I think Dad's in big trouble. WALLY: Boy, Dad, you sure put your foot in it this time. INT. HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOM, ONE HOUR LATER Doctor is studying Ward Cleaver's x-rays. DOCTOR: My goodness -- worst broken nose I've ever seen.