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Excerpts from Snooki's "Book"

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by overedge, Jan 5, 2011.

  1. overedge

    overedge Janny uber

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  2. taf2002

    taf2002 zexy demon

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    O.M.G. Brain bleach please.
     
  3. Cyn

    Cyn Well-Known Member

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    :eek: :yikes: :scream:

    Was her ghostwriter a third-grader?
     
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  4. Jenny

    Jenny From the Bloc

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    :lol: that Snooki's and Johnny's books have the same publisher. Literature ain't dead yet folks!
     
  5. Cupid

    Cupid Well-Known Member

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    As with all the cast of Jersey Shore, they had better make their money while the going is good. Good for her, I say!
     
  6. Nora_Charles

    Nora_Charles New Member

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    Welllll....there's 5 minutes of my life I won't get back. :lol: Can someone explain what "rocky in his jeans" means? I mean, I know, but....really? That was the worst euphemism I think I've ever read.
     
  7. eusebius

    eusebius Active Member

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    :rofl: :scream: :wall: :duh:
     
  8. Nora_Charles

    Nora_Charles New Member

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    Snooki's book in 4 easy emoticons, ladies and gentlemen! :encore: Would save people lots of scarring/use of brain bleach. ;)
     
  9. skatingfan5

    skatingfan5 Past Prancer's Corridor

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    Thanks for the "reviews"! :respec: You've saved me from even the possibility of succumbing to the temptation to peek at the excerpt. :lol:
     
  10. eusebius

    eusebius Active Member

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    It would have saved Snooki all the $$ from hiring a ghostwriter, too!
     
  11. PrincessLeppard

    PrincessLeppard Holding Alex Johnson's Pineapple

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    Valerie Frankel was the ghost writer? Her books are funny. I hope the money was good.
     
  12. Beefcake

    Beefcake Guest

    Wow! Snooki has created an original, tragic heroine for this book! :D

    I'm not sure where she got the inspiration for "Gia" (or for the setting: unchartered territory - a bar!), but if she can come up with more like this Snooki just may have a future in writing.
     
  13. my little pony

    my little pony war crawling into canada

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    she reminds me of a tuco tuco