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1st cat video festival

Discussion in 'Off The Beaten Track' started by JanetB, Sep 3, 2012.

  1. JanetB

    JanetB Well-Known Member

    Moody, French feline wins 1st cat video festival

    There's even a Irina Slutskaya reference.
  2. shan

    shan Well-Known Member

  3. overedge

    overedge Janny uber

    Isn't YouTube a 24/7 cat video festival? :p
  4. Reuven

    Reuven Official FSU Alte Kacher

    Henri is brilliant! Stumbled across his soliloquies a month or so ago.
  5. skipaway

    skipaway Well-Known Member

    si triste pour le chat :lol:
  6. Aussie Willy

    Aussie Willy Hates both vegemite and peanut butter


    Love "Immortalised on the wall, Forgotten on the floor".
  7. kates8

    kates8 Active Member

    Love it - it reminds me of a Cat Diary I read once...


    Day 983 of my captivity!
    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

    In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. The sick bastards!

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies'. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He obviously has issues.
  8. Grannyfan

    Grannyfan Active Member

  9. Aussie Willy

    Aussie Willy Hates both vegemite and peanut butter

  10. IceAlisa

    IceAlisa discriminating and persnickety ballet aficionado

    I am a mad fangirl of Henri's.:cat: