#TeamTrainwreck 8: See you at Nebelhorn!

[Jeschke]

I'm glad there isn't a separate thread on costumes, after seeing my kids get voted worst costumes of the year on one skating blog, ha ha!

that's what's happening when you skate in a slutty dress without a whip!
I was told someone mentioned already that a whip is more than necessary to sell that SD in right manners!

 

[Vagabond]

#TeamWuzzrobbed is so #TeamTrainwreck!

Eys. Since @kwanfan1818, @Sylvia, and, for that matter, @SamuraiK are all concerned about rules and eligibility, here is a reminder:

Criteria:
1) Skater needs a complete package to potentially be a top skater at Euros/4CC's/Worlds/Olympic level
2) Skater needs to have the ability to absolutely rock one day and splat the day after. Even better: rock and splat during one program
3) Skater is not afraid of breaking one's heart over and over again
4) Skater needs more splat/messy performances than great ones

Rules:
1) Worlds/Olympic medalists and Euro/4CC's champions are not eligible
2) Multiple Euros/4CC's medal winners are not eligible
3) Membership and changes to the Rules and Qualities shall be decided by consensus among longstanding posters in the #TeamTrainwreck Threads, subject to points 1) and 2)
4) The pinky166 is not allowed to make more than one proposal a day
5) Proposals can be submitted in the #teamtrainwreck thread
6) New membership is granted only to current skaters
7) New membership is only granted to senior skaters (at least one international senior competition)
8) Membership can be cancelled due to points 1) and 2), numerous decent skates in a row or not being competitve on elite level anymore.

Qualities:
1) Being a student of Volchkova/Rukavicin
2) Big boobs/nice ass
3) Boobs/belly/nipples showing
4) Mule kick
5) Being Uzbek/Russian
6) last name called Schott
7) Bizarre off ice incidents
8) Coach
9) Costume (-Malfunction)
10) Splats
11) Bizarre Choreo

 

[Sylvia]

@kwanfan1818 @Sylvia

Now that you have revealed yourselves to be followers of the #TeamTrainwreck threads...

Let me remind you that I feel like a #TeamTrainwreck member way before it even was founded here because I was a dedicated fan of Rohene Ward's when he competed -- his final Nationals was 2008 in St. Paul (he grew up and learned to skate in Minneapolis). So I know ALL about heartbreak!

From #TTW #2: https://www.fsuniverse.net/forum/in...eturn-of-the-splat.98100/page-29#post-4789950

 

[Sylvia]

Alena "Sugurinova" (eta: I like @Vagabond's "Superkova" better) is skating in a "Super-Héros" themed show in Nantes, France on June 10: https://www.helloasso.com/associati...gala-du-nantes-sport-de-glace-les-super-heros

 

[Vagabond]

Maybe we should call her Superkova.

 

[MrSatterwhite]

Maybe we should call her Superkova.

Or Supernova, see the description:

"A supernova is an astronomical event that occurs during the last stellar evolutionary stages of a masive star's life, whose dramatic and catastrophic destruction is marked by one final titanic explosion in the Olympic Season."


...

 

[SamuraiK]

Alena is already a true mythical mother goddess of skating , so she can have as many names and epithets depending of how her TT followers chose to worship her.

 

[SamuraiK]

Eys. Since @kwanfan1818, @Sylvia, and, for that matter, @SamuraiK are all concerned about rules and eligibility, here is a reminder:

Im not concerned with the rules. They are fine. What concerns me is how they are applied to some of the members here (just like COP )

#sotfiebosses

 

[Areski]

Any reason behind Sugurinova? @alchemy void I call you!

Did I miss something?

What's from Fumie in Alena?

 

[rfisher]

Any reason behind Sugurinova? @alchemy void I call you!

Did I miss something?

What's from Fumie in Alena?

skating past one's prime?

 

[SamuraiK]

Any reason behind Sugurinova? @alchemy void I call you!

Did I miss something?

What's from Fumie in Alena?

Former world silver medallist already surpassed by at least two generations of younger teammates both technically and artistically and yet continuing loong after she last made the major internationals teams with no hopes of ever making it again and regressing each year in every way .

On Alena's favor at least she still gets GP assignments and qualifies to Nationals plus it's only been 3 seasons since her last major comp (2014 euros) . Suguri agonized for a whole quadrennial stuck in sectionals after she was dropped out of the GP circuit but Leonova is getting there.

 

[Vagabond]

But for that darned pigeon, we wouldn't be having this conversation!

 

[alchemy void]

Four words: 2 Grand Prix assignments.

 

[alchemy void]

Of course I would be bitchy Tsareva

Let's be real here, you're totally giddy huggy Vik.

Alena "Sugurinova" (eta: I like @Vagabond's "Superkova" better) is skating in a "Super-Héros" themed show in Nantes, France on June 10: https://www.helloasso.com/associati...gala-du-nantes-sport-de-glace-les-super-heros

Awesome, thanks for the update, what a great opportunity for Leonova! I hope we get to see what superhero she is. And Fumie Suguri is not an option!

You saw what happened last year!

I still ocassionally wake up in a cold sweat from Josee Chouinard induced nightmares...

 

[MrSatterwhite]

Now that the MIMOS poll is about to close (12 h) let me remind you of the importance of MR TOTS. Paraphrasing my favourite replicant :

"I've seen things you #TeamTrainwreck fans wouldn't believe. Fat and deflated chicks off the shoulder of Frank Carrol. I watched C-beams glitter from Tsareva's tongue near the Tannhäuser Gate. Shameless cheerleading moms, 3-way screams, and bows of mercy... Without MR TOTS, all those moments will be lost in time, like tears and blown kisses from the nosebleed section. Time to make MR TOTS happen."


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[SamuraiK]

Now that the MIMOS poll is about to close (12 h) let me remind you of the importance of MR TOTS. Paraphrasing my favourite replicant :

"I've seen things you #TeamTrainwreck fans wouldn't believe. Fat and deflated chicks off the shoulder of Frank Carrol. I watched C-beams glitter from Tsareva's tongue near the Tannhäuser Gate. Shameless cheerleading moms, 3-way screams, and bows of mercy... Without MR TOTS, all those moments will be lost in time, like tears and blown kisses from the nosebleed section. Time to make MR TOTS happen."


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Awesome. I Even read it with muy internal voice in verse.

 

[taz'smum]

Let's be real here, you're totally giddy huggy Vik.

I concur! #BossDelusional #TellItLikeItIs #TimeforRealityCheck

 

[Vagabond]

#BossDelusional

#preachingtothechoir

 

[Jeschke]

Four words: 2 Grand Prix assignments.

Take that bichteeeeezzzzz!

 

[rfisher]

Four words: 2 Grand Prix assignments.

Now, you do understand that her selection by the two Feds was precisely because of last season don't you? #nothreattotheirown

 

[alchemy void]

Now, you do understand that her selection by the two Feds was precisely because of last season don't you? #nothreattotheirown

I understand this just like how I understand Brezina is a contender for Euros bronze this season.

 

[alchemy void]

Now that the MIMOS poll is about to close (12 h) let me remind you of the importance of MR TOTS. Paraphrasing my favourite replicant :

"I've seen things you #TeamTrainwreck fans wouldn't believe. Fat and deflated chicks off the shoulder of Frank Carrol. I watched C-beams glitter from Tsareva's tongue near the Tannhäuser Gate. Shameless cheerleading moms, 3-way screams, and bows of mercy... Without MR TOTS, all those moments will be lost in time, like tears and blown kisses from the nosebleed section. Time to make MR TOTS happen."


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Omg, this is amazing.

 

[Jammers]

Now, you do understand that her selection by the two Feds was precisely because of last season don't you? #nothreattotheirown

Yeah ironically it's not like she's being rewarded for being good but that other countries see her as beatable to their own skaters.

 

[rfisher]

I understand this just like how I understand Brezina is a contender for Euros bronze this season.

No. No. No. Michal is an exception. The others FEARED him which is why they only gave him one.

 

[Jeschke]

The others FEARED him which is why they only gave him one.

Who's calling me delusional?

 

[Vagabond]

No. No. No. Michal is an exception. The others FEARED him which is why they only gave him one.

Who's calling me delusional?

#BossDelusional

#preachingtothechoir

 

[Ka3sha]

Was busy in last ten days or so and didn't have time to post a lot:

- Super happy that our beloved Perkova got 2 GP assignments Now just hope that she won't WD from it like she did this year
Talking about Russian ladies and their assignments - feel sorry for Konstantinova, I thought that she deserved that GP event. Hope that the Fed won't keep her in juniors

- Congratulations to @taz'smum and the kids! Two events next year, super excited
- How the hell did Meite get two GP events
- saw the news about Mari and her now-ex-partner , oh, poor boss
But you expected it, didn't you? Classy trainwreck's move - firstly she gave you a hope and then ...

- Pogo had a new photoshoot
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUn_UXZhl7b/?taken-by=annapogorilaya&hl=ru

- Figured out that I won't be able to go to Nebelhorn but am thinking about visiting Challengers in Minsk and Warsaw and JGP event in Minsk and Gdansk (if things will work out for me and I will move from St Pete to Vilnius for autumn&winter ). Ans RusNats will be in St Pete and Europeans in Moscow - that means a lot of skating in upcoming season for me

 

[Jeschke]

- Figured out that I won't be able to go to Nebelhorn but am thinking about visiting Challengers in Minsk and Warsaw and JGP event in Minsk and Gdansk (if things will work out for me and I will move from St Pete to Vilnius for autumn&winter ). Ans RusNats will be in St Pete and Europeans in Moscow - that means a lot of skating in upcoming season for me

Nebelhorn is the place to be next season!

All other events are so

 

[taz'smum]

Was busy in last ten days or so and didn't have time to post a lot:
- Congratulations to @taz'smum and the kids! Two events next year, super excited

aw thanks Ka3sha!

 

[Ka3sha]

Nebelhorn is the place to be next season!

I know, I know

(am still waiting for the 1st St Pete cup event late August and TM1's unexpected appearance there )