Win a few medals? And who exactly are these other magical medalist?
Jeremy Abbott wanting to bring home a medal. Cute.
Strong chance with our ladies. Side eye.
Ice dance...snowball's chance in hell we'd get on the podium twice, even if Maia and Alex skated the best skates of their lives and everyone else fell on their step sequences.
The only other figure skating medal we'll bring home is a team medal...and that's just the default for being one the few countries that has it's toes in all the disciplines.