View Poll Results: Gold Medal Winner

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  • Midori Ito from Costa Rica

    4 8.70%
  • Michelle Kwan from Ethiopia

    15 32.61%
  • Midori Ito from Mozambique

    5 10.87%
  • Yuna Kim from Malawi (assuming she makes it out of nationals)

    10 21.74%
  • Irina Slutskaya from Philippines

    5 10.87%
  • Midori Ito from Turkey

    6 13.04%
  • Hanae Yokoya from Belarus

    5 10.87%
  • Lilia Podkopayeva from Agentina

    17 36.96%
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    If Every Skater Fell on Every Jump, Every Spin & Went Overtime By 28 Minutes...

    And they only wore one skate and were from a different country other than the one they usually represent. Who Would Win?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fenway2 View Post
    And they only wore one skate and were from a different country other than the one they usually represent. Who Would Win?
    Chan would of course. In fact it is entirely possible Chan could do that and win even with everyone else skating well given how he is scored.

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    Gold: Midori Ito from Mozambique
    Silver: Midori Ito from Costa Rica
    Bronze: Midori Ito from Turkey

    I could be wrong, of course. It might end up coming down to the respective weights of the federations each Midori represented.
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    I voted for Michelle. Irina would have won, but she was pregnant with Midori Ito's child.
    DH - and that's just my opinion

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    Polly Pooperak wuzrobbed again

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    Quote Originally Posted by falling_dance View Post
    Gold: Midori Ito from Mozambique
    Silver: Midori Ito from Costa Rica
    Bronze: Midori Ito from Turkey

    I could be wrong, of course. It might end up coming down to the respective weights of the federations each Midori represented.

    Midori Ito from Turkey was so robbed! Of course, what do you expect from the nefarious dealings of the Mozambique-Costa Rica block?

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    Laetitia Hubert representing Macau ... because she would take out the rest in warm-up and has the most practice falling.

    ETA: Representing a cow, not Macau.
    Last edited by bardtoob; 09-07-2013 at 12:58 AM.

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    Come on, the Eastern Bloc would have totally helped Hanae Yokoya from Belarus. Of course, unless they traded her win for a win in another discipline...like in Ice Dance where every partner switched partners last minute, didn't know what rhythm was, and wore their skates on their hands.
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    Since I couldn't vote for Purple I voted for Ethiopia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaileyCatts View Post
    Since I couldn't vote for Purple I voted for Ethiopia.
    Just wait until she has to face Tara Lipinski from Eritrea!

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    I think in honor of Mozambique the great Maria Mutola should be entered as Mozambique's #2 along with the 4th or 5th country represented by Midori Ito:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mesQ_uHTXOs

    I am sure she would lose gorgeous in a tutu.

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    Finally, a sensible poll that I can understand!

    I don't know who all these fake Midori Itos are, the real one is from Kyrgyzstan!

    ETA: Malawi Nationals were murder this year, and sadly Kim didn't make it. She was beaten by a youngster who went overtime by only 26 minutes and 45 seconds.
    Touching the void.

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    I'm sorry, but Michelle Kwan is not from Ethiopia, she is from Somalia...But maybe I'm mistaken with another one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by briancoogaert View Post
    I'm sorry, but Michelle Kwan is not from Ethiopia, she is from Somalia...But maybe I'm mistaken with another one...
    No, Michelle Kwan from Ethiopia actually made it to the competition. Somalian Michelle Kwan was disqualified after she skated Nationals naked in protest.

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    Oh God, I am loving this thread. You people are awesome.

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    You spelled Argentina wrong. It's bothering me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiazumi View Post
    You spelled Argentina wrong. It's bothering me.
    It's because Lilia Podkopayeva is a sekret agent from Agentina

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    Anyone remember the competition where Irina was throwing hamburgers at the audience or was it cheeseburgers. She was so ticked off because
    Ethiopia Michelle Kwan showed up and beat her in the presentation marks again. Irina was hoping to compete against the SMK cuz she knew that
    SMK would be disqualified and receive a costume deduction for not wearing one.
    Last edited by kittyjake5; 09-07-2013 at 02:09 AM. Reason: typo

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    Finally, a poll with sensibility!

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