An off season in Review
Patrick bitches about the World Team Event
"It could have been meeeeeee
, so why was I sent???"
Korpi still hampered by her achilles
but Daisuke's Beatles gave me the willies...
Diva Anissina, now red & grey,
has claimed a comeback is underway...
Mao's ice show is a profound success
And she's brought back the Nocturne
, yes yes yes yes!
And while Bionic Plush's quads are back.
...the Shibutanis just want a snack
...could this be heaven??
and is Mirai REALLY
skating to 007??
Scotty Hamilton crash and burn.
While Rockne's decision makes some stomachs churn
Could Curry be Evan's new inspiration?
Or will failed triple axels just bring trepidation?
Phillip Mills proves most unclassy
No worries for Ashley, the girl is crassy
So off to Artunian does Swagner go,
and her roomie, Rippon--will the quad lutz show?
Michelle Kwan is back...commentating, no less.
And will Lipinski's tenure
renew? you asses.
Meanwhile Miss Cohen is selling her snoxx,
and Rohene's choreography
is outside the box
So is Trankov Jesus or is Volozhor the one?
And is the battle for gold decided and done?
If so it's a shame for the Germans are game
While Virtue/Moir's dance is all but the same
At least Florent is free from Morozov's grip
And what's left for Joubert to do but strip?
For a deep men's field awaits us in Sochi
Oh, and Miki had a baby...her name? Himawari