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    How long before you are infected after a Zombie bite

    For all of you who like Zombies - how long before you become infected?

    I got the title of the thread wrong - should be how long before you are infected after a Zombie Bite

    http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite/go

    Unfortunately I would last 59 minutes

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    How long will you live after a Zombie Bite

    1 hour and 13 minutes. I think the two things holding me back were never exercising and being diabetic. Something tells me those two things hold me back in other areas of life. Lol
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    Only 56 minutes for me. I think it was my anemia that did me in.

    But then again ... that's still a lot longer than the 47 seconds I'd last if chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor.

    Leave me behind, save yourselves!

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    An hour and five minutes! But I plan to not be infected. I've read the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide.

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    An hour and 13 minutes. I bruise very easily, that must be my downfall.
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    An hour and 23 minutes. But what does it mean?
    Be with me always—take any form—drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! Oh, God! it is unutterable! I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!"

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    in the zombie Apocalypse you will be on the front line to save those of us who don't last as long or you will get to have more zombie burgers than the rest of us?

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    Like the long-running TV show, 60 Minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by numbers123 View Post
    you will get to have more zombie burgers than the rest of us?


    As long as they don't have inch-thick icing....
    Be with me always—take any form—drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! Oh, God! it is unutterable! I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!"

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    55mins.....But I wouldn't get bitten. I'm already prepared for the apocalypse.

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    60 minutes, I bruise easily. Will it help if I eat oatmeal?

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    Put me in as surviving a whopping 61 minutes. Yippppeee.
    Crazy about sports!

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    Re: How long before you are infected after a Zombie bite

    One hour and sixteen minutes. But I'm more concerned with how long I would stay uninfected if bitten by a Unabot.

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    One hour and six minutes. Glad to know I've got those six minutes tacked on; in movies you can save the world in less! :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessLeppard View Post
    An hour and five minutes! But I plan to not be infected. I've read the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide.
    Exactly. I'm prepared at the first hint of the apocalypse. That being said, since so many of you are going down so quickly, your names might have to go on the prophylactic elimination list. Nothing personal. Just survival.
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    An hour and 47 minutes Which means I'll have to shoot all of you.

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    1 hour 24 minutes!

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    I WUOLD NOT BECOME INFECTID BECASE I WOULD KICK THE ZOMBEE ASSES UNTIL THEY RUN AND SCREEM AWAY IN TERROR

    WELL, IF THEY CUOLD RUN AND SCREEM IN TERRER
    It's official. I am madly in love with Meryl Davis.

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    I didn't realize that symptoms of zombiesm included esta-like grammar

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