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    Quote Originally Posted by falling_dance View Post
    It's humorously (and, therefore, acceptably) obnoxious. As for lewdness, once you've typed "ear orgasms" in large pink and orange fonts, you're a ruined maid on FSU.
    So I'm a...............ruined maid?????

    Johnny_Cat is a Nazi?! In that case, Charles withdraws his demands for free Fancy Feast. His ragtag army of himself, Edward G., Tennyson and Thylias Tapir, Michael the Bull, F. Murray Abraham, the surviving Efrafans, and the last-ever lineup of the Miami Sol will reach your fractious homestead within the fortnight.
    That was never said. Geez falling_dance you're worse than American media*. Don't judge until I've told the tale. (Oh dear you've unleashed the army....)

    I grew up on Saturday Night Live...The 90's. SNL was really my first intake of "adult humor". To this day, that show, along with help from the Saturday Night Live Band is my first association (word association if you will ) with the thing called "New York City".
    I felt the show was somewhat too "straight" and male dominated in some ways however and found myself flipping channels to the "realness" and strongly empowering urban mischief of MADtv. I will say something about Phil Hartman, however, who was a <3<3dear crush,</3. I loved his suaveness, confidence, and assholism which overlay a playful tenderness.

    Even now I take shades from him in SOcial encounters. Rest in sweet peace.


    *purposely flatulent comment. All mass media is the devil.
    Last edited by Dr.Siouxs; 07-18-2013 at 04:36 AM.

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    RIP Phil Hartman.

    Quote Originally Posted by siouxdonym View Post
    *purposely flatulent comment. All mass media is the devil.
    This probably isn't the time to suggest that you edit a high-circulation women's magazine, is it?

    provocative claims made by siouxdonym in the last hour:

    Johnny_Cat is a Nazi.
    New York City only exists in the collective imaginary.
    MADtv sowed urban discord in the 1990s.
    Howard Stern is the king of the Underworld.
    Last edited by falling_dance; 07-17-2013 at 11:43 AM. Reason: edited the quote which qualified the purposely flatulent comment, with the consequence you might expect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by falling_dance View Post
    This probably isn't the time to suggest that you edit a high-circulation women's magazine, is it?
    I edited my comments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by siouxdonym View Post
    I edited my comments.
    Okay, but that still leaves three pretty sensational claims to choose from.

    This game thread isn't ever going back to the old format, is it?

    yes, it will.
    no, it won't.
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    yes, it will

    petals or sepals?
    I hear outside a million panicking birds, and know even out there comfort is done with; it has shattered even the stars, this creature at last come home to me.

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    Sigh, Johnny_Cat is not a Nazi. When Johnny_Cat "arrived" he came with a note that bespoke of his capricious mental abilities, including his capacity for making powerful psychological connections with other entities. Unfortunately, among his first connections were the families of scorpions living within the foundation of our house. After discovering a baby male writhing in our sink one morning () we invested in some powerful insecticide and removed them from population. Johnny_Cat was horrified. It didn't help when Beau, friendly and clueless, chased down and injured a quail while it sat having a conversation with Johnny_Cat. Ever since then we have been deemed a murderous fascist regime (you should see the propaganda he leaves around the neighborhood...) and I have for months maintained the #1 spot on his KILL list. (he often leaves these around the house....)

    But enough about my domestic problems.

    petals.

    Scary films:
    yes please
    no,no
    who is in it?
    purple slasher
    Last edited by Dr.Siouxs; 07-18-2013 at 02:22 AM. Reason: none of your business bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by siouxdonym View Post
    After discovering a baby male writhing in our sink one morning () we invested in some powerful insecticide and removed them from population.
    Scorpions are insects, are they? Amazing what you learn on FSU.

    Ghost stories, yes, if they're intelligently done.

    Slasher films - do you know how many twinky winky zinger gingers I could buy for the price of admission?

    How big was the biggest spider you've ever seen?

    An inch across
    Two inches across
    Saucer-sized
    Dinner plate sized - and then we captured it and grilled it for lunch?
    I hear outside a million panicking birds, and know even out there comfort is done with; it has shattered even the stars, this creature at last come home to me.

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    "Insecticide" is a commercial terminology for "undesirable creepy crawly killer".

    Dinner plate sized--at the San Diego zoo behind an inch of glass.

    It's the 1988 Olympics, of the top 24 world qualifiers at LAST YEARS worlds, who ranks in the top six after figures?
    ________
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    ___________?

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    Quote Originally Posted by siouxdonym View Post
    It's the 1988 Olympics, of the top 24 world qualifiers at LAST YEARS worlds, who ranks in the top six after figures?
    ________
    or
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    Wait (she said eleven hours later), do you mean "last year" or "last season"? And is it a matter of competing with Witt, Thomas, Manley, et al, or is this with today's lineup only?
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    Last season. And this lineup only.


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    Kim, Kostner, Asada, Wagner, Helgesson, and Leonova.

    Haruka Imai
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    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    Imai.

    Emily Hughes or Joshi Helgesson?

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    Joshi

    Better guitar player:
    Eric Clapton
    George Harrison

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    Clapton

    Boitano as a professional
    Cream's entire oeuvre
    Uli Herzner's designs on season 3 of Project Runway
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    f_d,, that question is too hard. Can you think of an easier one? By the way, my ex-husband, who goes by the name of Mr. X, has agreed to crochet me the sperm!!!!!! He asked me what colour, and I said, "I think it'll have to be white, don't you? - I can always put it in the washing machine if it gets grubby."
    I hear outside a million panicking birds, and know even out there comfort is done with; it has shattered even the stars, this creature at last come home to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orientalplane View Post
    Can you think of an easier one? By the way, my ex-husband, who goes by the name of Mr. X, has agreed to crochet me the sperm!!!!!!
    I look forward to the pictures.

    peacocks or swans?
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    Why not PURPLE???

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    Swans.

    Bonnie Tyler: yay or nay?

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    Yay for the time she could sing well. Nay now. YAY for purple sperm!


    Looking at the stars or beach-combing?
    I hear outside a million panicking birds, and know even out there comfort is done with; it has shattered even the stars, this creature at last come home to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orientalplane View Post
    YAY for purple sperm!


    Stars.

    Will our continued abuse of font scripts break FSU?
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