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    Quote Originally Posted by MikiAndoFan#1 View Post
    No problem!
    A tapir will of course be named after you too.

    Quote Originally Posted by siouxdonym View Post
    My fave film is Baby Face where she literally sleeps and sluts her way to the top of the corporate world.
    Yeah, but then we've all done that, haven't we?
    Be with me alwaysótake any formódrive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! Oh, God! it is unutterable! I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by falling_dance View Post
    ^ Are you really ambidextrous?
    You know perfectly well that I am.

    Quote Originally Posted by falling_dance View Post
    Don't let the tapir hog the middle of the mattress.
    It's a king-size bed.


    ETA: Wheeeeeeee, 9,000 posts! Please send all money transfers to my bank in Switzerland.
    Last edited by orientalplane; 07-17-2013 at 01:59 AM.
    Be with me alwaysótake any formódrive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! Oh, God! it is unutterable! I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by orientalplane View Post
    You know perfectly well that I am.


    It's a king-size bed.
    Well, it's alright, then.
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    Quote Originally Posted by orientalplane View Post
    A tapir will of course be named after you too.



    Yeah, but then we've all done that, haven't we?
    OT - I have a friend who states that every dog is named Sparky and every cat is named Fluffy. My name is Sparks, dammitol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orientalplane View Post
    ETA: Wheeeeeeee, 9,000 posts! Please send all money transfers to my bank in Switzerland.
    Congratulations on 9,000 posts!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sparks View Post
    OT - I have a friend who states that every dog is named Sparky and every cat is named Fluffy. My name is Sparks, dammitol.
    How about Sparky Sparks Sparks?
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    hJohnny_Cat found this snooping around the yard and has taken it into custody.
    Last edited by Dr.Siouxs; 07-17-2013 at 02:26 AM.

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    That's just a baby!

    Hopefully the three females will be approachable during the breeding season.
    Be with me alwaysótake any formódrive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! Oh, God! it is unutterable! I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by orientalplane View Post
    Yeah, but then we've all done that, haven't we?
    I guess I'm more impressed in that it was the first depiction of such behaviors in American cinema.

    Best acting:
    Harris Glenn Milstead or Mink Stole

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    Milstead just edges it for me. "Kill everyone now! Condone first-degree murder!"

    Who should have accepted the Best Actor Oscar for Marlon Brando in 1973?

    Sasheen Littlefeather, of course.
    Divine
    the streaker from the next year's awards ceremony
    George C. Scott, because no one would have expected that, either
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    George C. Scott and the streaker could have accepted it jointly.

    If you had the opportunity to appear in a film, would you?

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    Yes. You only live once.

    You only live _____

    once
    twice
    nine times
    until all of your bad karma has burned away
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    you don't burn away karma but you can stop creating it.

    you only live forever............energy can't be destroyed

    What if it turned out to be a porn? (but you didnt have to do the porny bits)
    yes
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    Something epic and hilarious* like Caligula? Yes. Otherwise, no.

    more despicable form of snobbery:

    food snobbery
    or
    porn snobbery

    * the scenes with Peter O'Toole, anyway.
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    porn snobbery is somewhat confusing a concept....i'll go with food snobbery.

    do u have dimples?
    eys/non/when i try really hard

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    yes

    dimples
    cleft chins
    facial birthmarks
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    *pinches falling_dance's dimples*

    cleft chins seem like a deformity on most people Katharine Ross had a cutish one though. I'll have to go with dimples

    Slowly, Johnny_Cat is building his army of minions. I caught him teaching the baby tapir to charge at piles of rubbish with photos of my face taped to them.

    IS THERE NO STOP TO HIS DEPRAVITY?????

    /rant

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    Quote Originally Posted by siouxdonym View Post
    *pinches falling_dance's dimples*
    All the old men do that. Though they usually ask first.

    Charlemagne sez he'll round up an army in your defense if there's enough canned meat and fish in it.

    July 17 birthday deathmatch: Berenice Abbott or James Cagney?
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    Quote Originally Posted by falling_dance View Post
    All the old men do that. Though they usually ask first.


    Charlemagne sez he'll round up an army in your defense....
    Shouldn't he research the causes of our domestic warfare before he chooses sides? It's a truly inspiring epic that combines elements of The Wizard of Oz and Schindler's List.

    ...if there's enough canned meat and fish in it.
    WHAT! Canned meat and fish?? We're in a war, son!


    birthday deathmatch? I'll go with Cagney ftw


    Is my use of italice lewd and or obnoxious?
    eys
    non

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    It's humorously (and, therefore, acceptably) obnoxious. As for lewdness, once you've typed "ear orgasms" in large pink and orange fonts, you're a ruined maid on FSU.

    Johnny_Cat is a Nazi?! In that case, Charles withdraws his demands for free Fancy Feast. His ragtag army of himself, Edward G., Tennyson and Thylias Tapir, Michael the Bull, F. Murray Abraham, the surviving Efrafans, and the last-ever lineup of the Miami Sol will reach your fractious homestead within the fortnight.

    There. Now, that's obnoxious.

    the last good year for Saturday Night Live:

    1992
    1993
    1994
    1995
    sometime after that (please specify)
    sometime before any of the above listed years (again, please specify)
    It's never been a bad show.
    purple never watched it/haven't seen enough of it/couldn't care less
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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