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    Quote Originally Posted by orientalplane View Post
    Raises eyebrows to indicate a) I have had no botox injected and b) that I don't know whether f_d is joking. However, I assume she is.
    Alright, fine. I'll come out of the closet. I'm a dryad who's mainly attracted to other dryads. There. Are you happy now?



    Baby Bebe! The Royal Baby Bebe!
    Vivat!

    Some NZ names are very nice. Princess Raewyn. Princess Noelene. Princess Raylene. Lovely names, very, very pretty.
    New Zealand scares me.

    OK, the first person to come up with the name, rather an odd one I remember thinking, of the NZ skater who appeared at Worlds a couple of times in the early 1990s wins a tenner.
    Alexandra Rout is the only New Zealander in skating whose name I remember and she competed during the last Olympic cycle. (Goodbye, tenner. I never knew ye. )
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    I need translations for what orientalplane and falling_dance talk about (sorry for the poor grammar). I rarely understand y'all.


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    Sparky, we're not excluding you deliberately; it's just that you have to play on a regular basis to follow all the jokes.

    I've maybe remembered her name. I think it was Rosanna Blong. She was very tall. Do you remember her, Sparks?

    Here's a joke for you both, as I'm finally going to bed. If a forest nymph is called a dryad, what is a water nymph called? (And the answer is not a naiad.) The tenner is still waiting to be claimed.
    Be with me always—take any form—drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! Oh, God! it is unutterable! I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by orientalplane View Post
    Here's a joke for you both, as I'm finally going to bed. If a forest nymph is called a dryad, what is a water nymph called? (And the answer is not a naiad.) The tenner is still waiting to be claimed.
    A wetad?
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    You've won £10!!! No need to slinkaway. I'll send it with your birthday card; I seem to have a lot of loose change so I hope coins are all right.
    Be with me always—take any form—drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! Oh, God! it is unutterable! I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by orientalplane View Post
    You've won £10!!! No need to slinkaway. I'll send it with your birthday card; I seem to have a lot of loose change so I hope coins are all right.
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    According to my horoscope, this is a great year for sex. Should I renounce my celibacy?
    yes
    no

    (I'm going to make my decision based on the answer and I want none of that "do what makes you happy" middle of the road bullshit )

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    Once you've taken to regurgitating half-digested worms into strangers' mouths, it's time to consider finding intimacy by more conventional means.

    Ways in which to "get out there and shine":

    post a YouTube video in which I expound on the naming of celebrity babies with a flashlight under my chin
    or
    talk back to the part of my right hand that won't shut up?
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    do the flashlight thing

    Ok fine. Should I post a dating ad in Off the Beaten path?
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    Why not just start the OTBT equivalent of that thread in which people give short bios and share a few of their sociopolitical beliefs?

    Jupiter vs. the Moon

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    Quote Originally Posted by falling_dance View Post
    Why not just start the OTBT equivalent of that thread in which people give short bios and share a few of their sociopolitical beliefs?
    That just sounds like a thread you want for yourself. Selfish twit.

    Jupiter is way sexier. The moon is a warty, boogery, crusty old fart.

    falling_dance is the ______ of the ToToToT thread.
    A) Nikolai Morozov(sp)
    B) Shizuka Arakawa
    C) Barbara Underhill
    D) Bebe Liang
    E) Shae Lynn Bourne
    E) Zamboni from 1981 Worlds
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    F) Other....

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    Shae Lynn Bourne



    80s chick flicks:

    Flashdance
    Pretty Woman
    Dirty Dancing
    Endless Love
    Working Girl
    “Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.” William Shakespeare

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    Quote Originally Posted by siouxdonym View Post
    According to my horoscope, this is a great year for sex.
    According to my horoscope, "Metaphysical studies will bring you great joy this year". Which, and you may not even believe this (, as if you wouldn't!!!!!!), is EXACTLY what I thought when I awoke this morning!!!!!!!!!!! Same sentiment, same words, even the same punctuation, other than where I had to correct it. But you can't expect astrologers to be grammar Nazis too!!!!!!!!!! They have far more important things to think about!!!!!! And now I'm off to the bookshop to buy a copy of 'Metaphysical Studies for the Under-Fives', as I think it's wise not to be over-ambitious when beginning a new venture!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or should I say "adventure"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D'you get the joke? Venture-Adventure!!!!!! D'you get it now? Who needs sex? Well, sex is nice, but only if it's the METAPHYSICAL kind!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'll have to go with Working Girl, partly because it's the only one of the five that I've ever seen, but also because Harrison Ford looks mighty fine without a shirt on. And so, for that matter, does Melanie Griffith.

    As I have mentioned before somewhere in this forum, up here in the lovely attic/spare bedroom/office, there is a large batik that portrays three differently-coloured ladies in various states of undress as they wash in a stream. And the golden lady has a particularly nice, erm, you know what I mean - one of those things; anyway I cannot think of the proper word for it, but she does have a particularly nice one.

    So, if you were in the same Sri Lankan market, and wanted one of these to gaze at lustfully, or just to brighten up the room, what colourway, as I believe the term is, would you like:

    Avocado/forest/lilac
    Seaside/sunshine/glowing embers
    Navy/raspberry/aquamarine
    Maroon/gold/silver
    Gold/silver/bronze
    Tangerine/scarlet/rose
    Salmon/beech leaves in May/eau-de-nil

    Sorry, I can't type out any more colours, as I'm getting a headache. And also, there seems to be a small group of people collecting outside the front door. Some of them look quite familiar; ah yes, I remember them now. OK, I'll go voluntarily this time, in order to prevent all that fuss. OK, I'm coming now. Don't be so impatient! Can't I even take a few items of clothing?
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    "Even the worst sex I've had is better than no sex at all"
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    Disagree, but then I've had some terrible, almost unspeakable sex in my time, especially after I'd reached the big 6-0. Notice the skating reference!!!! As one of my best friends says, "Everything happens for a reason." And this is indeed a very wise maxim to get people through those hard times. Or at least it seemed so until I dropped a pan of spaghetti on my foot.


    Which image appeals more to your animal instincts:

    Evan Lysacek dressed in a daddy-long-legs costume
    or
    Evgeny Plushenko doing his 'Tribute to Barry Manilow's Nose' exhibition

    By the way, I heard on the Japanese news that one of Nobunari Oda's sons is now taller than Nobu!!! I expect they'll release a family photo soon.
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    1) Navy/raspberry/aquamarine
    2) The former, but only metaphysically.

    worst things about a rainstorm:

    thunder/lightning
    flooding
    six-legged vermin seeking shelter in your home
    falling tree limbs
    power outages
    wetads massed outside like Hitchcock's birds
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    Thunder and lightning are fun, flooding is a serious problem but not for me, power cuts are deeply aggravating, falling tree limbs are not good, I've never met any six-legged vermin (unless you're harking back to the previous question and thinking of Evan Lysacek, or else some genetically mutated rabbits), wetads stay in their lagoons since they're already wet. So I don't speak for anyone else here, but for me on my steep hill in rural England, the worst thing is a lengthy power cut. And obviously I realise that others are in a far worse situation.

    Do you write poetry:

    Yes
    No, but I used to
    No

    Purple They fcuck you up, your mum and dad;
    They may not mean to, but they do.


    Stop fcucking crying, you silly cow.
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    No.

    In my homeland tree limbs do not fall (at least in my yard, no flooding, rarely have power outages, wetads do not live here, and thunder and lightening are beautiful...but deadly. The bugs do come out to play and I get grossed out.

    Humpback whales
    Killer whales
    Blue whales?

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    1) Not counting bad song parodies, it's been half a lifetime since I've tried my hand at verse.
    2) Blue whales, siempre.

    ladybugs
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    mantises
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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    Quote Originally Posted by orientalplane View Post
    Stop fcucking crying, you silly cow.
    IMO, you're about as far from being a silly cow as it's possible to be.
    I can call the moon a pear, but it doesn't make it so. -- kwanfan1818

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