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    This has to be one of the most hilarious thread titles ever!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aftershocks View Post

    You seem too hot to handle, and definitely more than ready for an encore.
    Oh, for the love of Peter, just stop!
    Last edited by heckles; 05-25-2013 at 03:16 AM.

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    You’re demanding that we stop now??? After claiming you had me licked??? What a tease!

    I too love PeterG, but why get him revved up again with his naughty entendres? Surely you know that two’s company and three’s a crowd.


    ETA:

    Don't bother calling on Tom or Harry either to help you save face after this coitus interruptus.
    Last edited by aftershocks; 05-25-2013 at 08:25 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aftershocks View Post
    Don't bother calling on Tom or Harry either to help you save face after this coitus interruptus.
    Forgive me Aftershocks, for I have skinned.
    Last edited by heckles; 05-25-2013 at 06:05 AM.

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    You heckles, after all that boasting? FYI, making lame, flaccid excuses will not gain you concessions.

    Instead of toasting you as the inexhaustible winner, we’ll be roasting you as the limp whining wiener.

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    I think it is time we wrap this rascal up.....
    Happiness is being married to your best friend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aftershocks View Post
    FYI, making lame, flaccid excuses will not gain you concessions.
    I was merely trying to pay my pen-ance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FGRSK8 View Post
    I think it is time we wrap this rascal up.....
    Sounds like a gambler down on their luck … or a preening prick, that whenever the going gets tough, wraps his balls quickly in hand and heads for cover.

    Or perhaps you’re just pitying poor heckles.



    Quote Originally Posted by heckles View Post
    I was merely trying to pay my pen-ance.
    Trying to pay pen-ance??? You’re robbing peter and trying to pay pea-nuts!

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    You're being a giant tool. I'm maul choked up and about to ball.

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    Not a surprise you've diminished and thus resort to flailing and wailing.

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    I'm not whaling. Stop orca-strating my demise!

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    Apparently you can't read, spell, nor ring my bell.

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    Sorry, it's hard for me to puncreate without being in a full state of arousal.

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    Pfft then re your half-cocked allusion/ delusion of being seamen worthy.

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    This chat is losing its sense of erection.

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    You’re all whimpered out/ wimped out, and obviously lost your erection and your direction many posts ago.

    It might be time for you to focus more on your puns than your p*n*s.

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    And here I thought your hard was grower fonder for me.

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    Aha! Party pooper perks up.

    After drooping in a head-to-head, you’re now dropping your meager pretensions and regaining your boastful dimensions.

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    You're all wet. Time for me to put my tool back in the box.

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    Again no surprise that a direct taunt got you prickled where it counts … even your puns are ready to rise and shine.

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