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    Poop In Space

    Transcript of daily conversations between the Appollo 10 crew members revealed an issue with runaway turds in the space craft:

    Give me a napkin, quick," Stafford says. "There's a turd floating through the air."

    "I didn't do it," Young says. "It ain't one of mine."

    "I don't think it's one of mine," Cernan says.

    "Mine was a little more sticky than that," Stafford replies. "Throw that away."

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    "Here's another goddam turd," Cernan says. "What's the matter with you guys?"

    Thank goodness no one had diarrhea . It probably didn't smell in space though but still, the thought of seeing one or more floating around and the astronauts having to dodge them. Ewww.

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    Thank you


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    Quick -- someone needs to call Howard Wolowitz to fix this problem

    (for those who don't watch The Big Bang Theory, Wolowitz designed the "waste elimination system" for the International Space Station)

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    This thread is the shit...

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    I remember one astronaut being quoted as saying that there is nothing more beautiful than a "urine dump" in space. My daughter loves that one. Of course, she's nine.
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    But from which direction were the runaway turds grabbed? Left to right? Right to left?
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    My daughter was trying to poop, and asked me to sing her a poop song (yes, this is my life ) So I started making one up, and then remembered this story! So not only did she get a poop song, she also got a "poop in space!" story. She was in bliss.
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