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    Poop In Space

    Transcript of daily conversations between the Appollo 10 crew members revealed an issue with runaway turds in the space craft:

    Give me a napkin, quick," Stafford says. "There's a turd floating through the air."

    "I didn't do it," Young says. "It ain't one of mine."

    "I don't think it's one of mine," Cernan says.

    "Mine was a little more sticky than that," Stafford replies. "Throw that away."

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    "Here's another goddam turd," Cernan says. "What's the matter with you guys?"

    Thank goodness no one had diarrhea . It probably didn't smell in space though but still, the thought of seeing one or more floating around and the astronauts having to dodge them. Ewww.

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    Thank you


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    Quick -- someone needs to call Howard Wolowitz to fix this problem

    (for those who don't watch The Big Bang Theory, Wolowitz designed the "waste elimination system" for the International Space Station)
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    This thread is the shit...

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    I remember one astronaut being quoted as saying that there is nothing more beautiful than a "urine dump" in space. My daughter loves that one. Of course, she's nine.
    And so, dear Lord, it is with deep sadness that we turn over to you this young woman, whose dream to ride on a giant swan resulted in her death. Maybe it is your way of telling us... to buy American.

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    But from which direction were the runaway turds grabbed? Left to right? Right to left?
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    My daughter was trying to poop, and asked me to sing her a poop song (yes, this is my life ) So I started making one up, and then remembered this story! So not only did she get a poop song, she also got a "poop in space!" story. She was in bliss.
    And so, dear Lord, it is with deep sadness that we turn over to you this young woman, whose dream to ride on a giant swan resulted in her death. Maybe it is your way of telling us... to buy American.

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