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    Could this possibly be the stupidest individual on the face of the Earth?

    For quite a while now, this person has held the title of stupidest person in the world. However, news has just filtered through that he now has some tough competition from a new challenger who could well take his title - from this so called person

    What gets me is he really does think he has gotten away with it! Does he not know that every football stadium in the United Kingdom now has CCTV designed to pick out and identify moronic hooligans like him? For his information, over the next couple of days he will be getting:-

    • A dawn raid from the Police collecting him to throw his rear end in jail
    • A criminal record that will follow him around for the rest of days, ruining his job prospects
    • A lifetime ban from football
    • Global recognition of his low IQ


    The people I feel really sorry for are the terrified youngsters who were in the crowd
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    Re: Could this possibly be the stupidest individual on the face of the Earth?

    Oh my, they didn't show that one on Fox Soccer News. He may indeed be the stupidest individual on earth.

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    Apparently I know some pretty stupid people because that stunt doesn't even register on my radar as "stupidest" in a small area let alone the entire earth.
    "Cupcakes are bullshit. And everyone knows it. A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping." -Charlie Brooker

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacMadame View Post
    Apparently I know some pretty stupid people because that stunt doesn't even register on my radar as "stupidest" in a small area let alone the entire earth.
    I have to agree.

    It was a dumb thing to do, but doesn't even begin to tap the surface of stupid I've been exposed to.

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    Thought you guys might enjoy a good laugh.
    http://www.freemaninstitute.com/hall_of_shame.htm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    Thought you guys might enjoy a good laugh.
    http://www.freemaninstitute.com/hall_of_shame.htm
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    My fave stupid criminal is the guy who robbed a closed store with a bag over his head...wearing his store uniform
    with his name embroidered on the pocket clearly visible to the security cameras.
    I think I will have a snack and take a nap before I eat and go to sleep.

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    Stupid criminals are so funny!

    My favourite is the guy who tried to rob a library armed with a bow and arrow. Later he was caught by the police just a few blocks away. Then he had managed to shoot himself in the foot

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    From the linked article:
    4. Don't advertise. A holdup man thought that if he smeared mercury ointment on his face, it would make him invisible to the cameras. Actually, it accentuated his features, giving authorities a much clearer picture.
    Mercury ointment? Off to look up that one.

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