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    Soupy sticky smelly snatch - it keeps getting worse

    This would make a great episode of Archer.
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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    I thought this was about some sort of new porn that came out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by siouxdonym View Post
    I thought this was about some sort of new porn that came out.
    Wait, it's not?

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    That stolen cheese truck was found in Jersey the other day.
    The fastest thing out of New Jersey since Tricky Nicky in a Muscovian handbasket

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    OK, the last line of the soup story wins:
    "It was unclear yet whether Acosta was able to afford an mmm-mmm good lawyer." [Sun-Sentinel]

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    Quote Originally Posted by barbk View Post
    OK, the last line of the soup story wins:
    "It was unclear yet whether Acosta was able to afford an mmm-mmm good lawyer." [Sun-Sentinel]
    Sweet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Southpaw View Post
    That stolen cheese truck was found in Jersey the other day.
    hmmmm--are you admitting to anything?

    Yeah--they said he was caught when the original buyer backed out and he had to try to line up a new buyer. I still have to wonder though. Who steals cheese?
    "Me, cutie/chicken, the egg cup, I am the hammer of my spoon!"--Jen_Faith translation

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    Quote Originally Posted by suep1963 View Post
    I still have to wonder though. Who steals cheese?
    I don't know. My husband cuts cheese but I don't think he steals it.

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    I was being ornery and contrary one day, and my good friend and co-worker called me a chi sucker. I misunderstood him and retorted with, "why would I want to suck cheese???"

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    Quote Originally Posted by suep1963 View Post
    Who steals cheese?
    Maybe the cheese was for the burgers?

    Thieves might have bitten off more than they can chew with a heist this week, police say.

    An entire shipping container with $100,000 in hamburger patties was stolen sometime Monday night into Tuesday morning, said Capt. James Sarnicki.
    Like Mint Jelly Hamburgular Is On The Lam
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