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    The thought of a drunken Sandra Lee wielding a stun gun is very disturbing to me
    Who wants to watch rich people eat pizza? They must have loved that in Bangladesh. - Randy Newman on the 2014 Oscars broadcast

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    Quote Originally Posted by overedge View Post
    The thought of a drunken Sandra Lee wielding a stun gun is very disturbing to me
    Maybe she could use the stun gun on people who (for whatever reason,) have to eat her creations...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex View Post
    Don't forget her Noel Cake...

    I now have Sandra Lee videos showing up on my youtube suggestions because I watched this a few days ago.
    'Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.'--John Wayne

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    Suffering from Rheumatoid Arthritis? Never fear, Sandra Lee is here!
    http://www.everydayhealth.com/rheuma...6pLid%3D302400

    The last time she got involved with a health cause was when she got on a brief lowfat/healthy eating kick after her husband's bypass surgery. That experiment began with a disastrous cooking exhibition involving cream of mushroom soup at a hospital's new Heart Center, and ended with a divorce. So who knows what will happen this time.

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    Instead of starting a new thread, I'll just tack this on here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...big-night.html

    I guess Sandra's parrot would rather eat beads instead of her cooking...
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    Nasty Sandy shows up in PEOPLE magazine this week to pimp her book.

    There's a picture of her wearing white in her all-white kitchen - even the knife handles and the butcher block for knife storage are white. Clearly no one has ever actually cooked anything in this kitchen.

    Then there is a picture of her fridge, which is full of fresh fruits and veggies. So clearly she never actually eats anything from this fridge (I suspect the fruits and veggies are just there to conceal the vodka bottles). The only suspicious things are two cans of Guinness, which she claims to use in cooking - yarite - and two bottles of Bailey's-flavored coffee creamer. She claims she uses this in her coffee and also in any recipe calling for heavy cream

    There's a recipe with the story, for some kind of shrimp taco thing, and it sounds basically like: buy shrimp, buy jar of marinade, marinade the shrimp, throw on top of wraps, and toss in one or two megahot peppers. Ta da!!!

    Oh, and the story calls her an "Emmy-winning chef", without clarifying that her Emmy is actually for hairstyling

    And look! You can pre-order her novel on Amazon! http://www.amazon.ca/The-Recipe-Box-.../dp/1401310834
    Who wants to watch rich people eat pizza? They must have loved that in Bangladesh. - Randy Newman on the 2014 Oscars broadcast

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    Makes a good gag gift.
    "Nature is a damp, inconvenient sort of place where birds and animals wander about uncooked."

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    Found this on yahoo but this looks like something that might come out of Sandra's kitchen: http://shine.yahoo.com/author-blog-p...55.html#!eZNYe

    Many a poster wondered about that exotic vivid blue in the middle of the sandwich. Some guessed crushed Smurf, some Crest toothpaste, some guessed soylent green. I am going to guess Andrew's crushed up Viagra.
    "Nature is a damp, inconvenient sort of place where birds and animals wander about uncooked."

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    Makes a good gag gift.
    I'd be careful with that, that trick's been known to backfire. I once thought it would be cute to give one of her cookbooks to a friend of mine. She was an amazing cook, so I thought she would get a kick out of this so called "cookbook" instead, she loved it and I became an accidental recruiter for the fandra army.

    As for the sandwich; I first thought it was bleu cheese, but the recipe calls for gruyere or another type of swiss cheese, so who knows?
    Last edited by Whitneyskates; 05-19-2013 at 11:22 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by overedge View Post
    Clearly no one has ever actually cooked anything in this kitchen.
    He may not come when you want Him, but He's always right on time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nubka View Post
    Instead of starting a new thread, I'll just tack this on here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...big-night.html

    I guess Sandra's parrot would rather eat beads instead of her cooking...
    That bird didn't eat her dress...this is probably a lame PR stunt.

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    Here's a link to part of the PEOPLE article, with the picture of the all-white kitchen.
    http://www.people.com/people/article...700565,00.html
    Who wants to watch rich people eat pizza? They must have loved that in Bangladesh. - Randy Newman on the 2014 Oscars broadcast

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceAlisa View Post
    Makes a good gag gift.
    Oh, my dears, WE may gag but I'll bet what's left of my sanity Sandy never does.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rex View Post
    He may not come when you want Him, but He's always right on time...
    Loleatta Holloway would slap Aunt Sandy into next week, and then slap her again when time caught up.
    "Skating fans are not a patient bunch." Dragonlady

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    How ridiculous she is!

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    Saw the hardcopy of the People magazine article. She is all in white, including socks and the kitchen is all white. How precious is that?
    "Nature is a damp, inconvenient sort of place where birds and animals wander about uncooked."

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    How precious is that?
    I love it. And with her bleached out hair, all you see is her big orange head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VALuvsMKwan View Post
    Loleatta Holloway would slap Aunt Sandy into next week, and then slap her again when time caught up.
    Wouldn't she JUST??
    Hell, I'd eat one of her russipees to see that.

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    Rex, I just got the most fabulous cookbook last night and as I turned the pages thought "Rex MUST own this!" The Dead Celebrity Cookbook - or do you have a well thumbed copy already?

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