Just in from Reuters wire services:
World and U.S. figure skating champion Michele Kwan, in her first public appearance since her marriage, announced her return to competitive figure skating, with an eye to the 2014 Olympics in Sochi. Speaking from the South Lawn of the White House, as she assisted First Lady Michelle Obama in leading 10,000 children in the annual Easter Egg Roll, Kwan declared, "I feel like I have one more season of competitive skating in me and will Go for the Gold. Thanks to the U.S. gaining that 3rd ladies spot, I am confident that I can nab one of those berths to Sochi!" To demonstrate her readiness, Kwan did 100 jumping jacks, as Mrs. Obama and the Easter Bunny counted. Happy April Fools Day!!!!