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    Sandra Lee has written a novel.

    The great writers of the world have a new colleague.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000...583300356.html

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    "He reached over to kiss her luscious (slightly boozy-tasting) lips, when suddenly he felt a gurgling and rumbling in his stomach, underneath those washboard abs...a wave of nausea came over him as he realized he should not have eaten her Slow Cooker Meatloaf...."I-I-I have to go...can't make it...t-t-t-to the bathroom!", he dumped her off of his sturdy lap onto the floor, a heap of blonde extensions, Wal-mart lingerie and seasoning packets..." He barely made it to the toilet before his romantic meal started to come out at both ends...

    My favorite part. As close to real life as it gets.
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    readers instantly go brain-dead from the inanity of her efforts?

    But is the cover a montage of tablescapes?
    "Skating fans are not a patient bunch." Dragonlady

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitneyskates View Post
    The great writers of the world have a new colleague.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000...583300356.html
    I couldn't even make through the synopsis. Not going on my Amazon wish list.
    3539 and counting.

    Slightly Wounding Banana list cont: MacMadame.

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    I am NOT volunteering to be a test reader for this.

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    Later in that scene, Grace and Mike share their first kiss, and Mike displays some of his corny humor. The two have joked about their "non-date," and Grace asks whether they should consider it a "non-kiss." "I think we have to count it," Mike says. "Maybe even enter it into the national register of great kisses."
    Hurl.

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    oh what new hell is this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesy View Post
    oh what new hell is this?
    God is punishing us for making fun of her...

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    I'm sure it's going to be the next Pulitzer prize winner.
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    I can't wait to read this. This is going to be the worst book EVER

    (not to mention that probably the only writing Nasty Sandy actually did on it was signing her name on the contract)
    You should never write words with numbers. Unless you're seven. Or your name is Prince. - "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Word Crimes"

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    Quote Originally Posted by overedge View Post
    I can't wait to read this. This is going to be the worst book EVER

    (not to mention that probably the only writing Nasty Sandy actually did on it was signing her name on the contract)
    She was actually in Philly last week - signing vodka bottles...she is SO trifling.

    I bet this is as bad as Joan Collins' foray into fiction writing.

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    I gotta feeling this book is going to be like the drunk lovechild of Jackie Collins and Danielle Steel.

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    You would have better odds of getting a good read by randomly selecting a self-published Kindle book (and probably 99.9999% better odds the person listed as the author actually wrote the book...)

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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait this isn't a joke.


    *exhales* So.....

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    A person who has spoken directly with Ms. Lee about the book added: "This is the type of fiction that appeals to her target demographic of women but it is just that—fiction."
    Way to set the bar high for women's fiction.

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    Did anyone else read the book title as 'The Russipe Box' in their head?

    I can't wait to read 'Chapter 4: Hey baby, it's Kwanzaa - now go get me some Corn Nuts!'

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    I can't wait to read 'Chapter 4: Hey baby, it's Kwanzaa - now go get me some Corn Nuts!'
    Just think about the chapter that talks about Pixie Stix

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitneyskates View Post
    Just think about the chapter that talks about Pixie Stix
    And she has to devote a chapter to vanilla eggstract...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex View Post
    She was actually in Philly last week - signing vodka bottles...she is SO trifling.
    And you didn't go?!? What is wrong with you?!? I'm sure she would have happily emptied the bottle herself before signing it for you.
    You should never write words with numbers. Unless you're seven. Or your name is Prince. - "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Word Crimes"

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