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    Some major fug going on there.

    Quote Originally Posted by my little pony View Post
    the shiny orange shorts with the red shoes and half shirt is about as tragic as it comes
    I am torn between these and the white/red polka dot men's underwear shorts she seems to have borrowed from that Cold Play guy.
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    Victoria Beckham is so 10,000x cooler than Gwynthhh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceAlisa View Post
    Some major fug going on there.


    I am torn between these and the white/red polka dot men's underwear shorts she seems to have borrowed from that Cold Play guy.
    i used to sleep in that same pair of dotted boxer shorts so i wasnt going to mention that one. who am i to tell her she cant sleep in $500 boxers? surely she isnt leaving the house like that. i wonder if somewhere victoria beckham is trying to photoshop her dress out of the montage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex View Post
    Blythe seems lovely. But I think it was Bruce Paltrow who spoiled Gwyneth, by Gwyneth's own admission.
    Okay, that both makes me feel better and explains a lot.

    Also today I took Mini-Mac shopping to some trendy boutique and she wanted to spend $70 on a pair of shorts. I thought of this thread! (As I said NO!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by my little pony View Post
    i used to sleep in that same pair of dotted boxer shorts so i wasnt going to mention that one. who am i to tell her she cant sleep in $500 boxers?
    You paid $500 for a pair of boxer shorts?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by my little pony View Post
    i used to sleep in that same pair of dotted boxer shorts so i wasnt going to mention that one. who am i to tell her she cant sleep in $500 boxers? surely she isnt leaving the house like that. i wonder if somewhere victoria beckham is trying to photoshop her dress out of the montage.
    They would be nice to sleep in, with a cute cami or a tee. However, Gwyneth looks like she intends to go outside in them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by overedge View Post
    You paid $500 for a pair of boxer shorts?!?!
    no not me

    i was kidding and not so proficiently
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    And lets not forget those shapeless jeans with yellow top and bright blue blazer. That's just wrong. Not to mention the transparent maxi skirt paired with another loose and shapeless top. The only thing decent here is the Victoria Beckham dress.
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    Quote Originally Posted by my little pony View Post
    no not me

    i was kidding and not so proficiently
    ((whew))
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    Quote Originally Posted by IceAlisa View Post
    And lets not forget those shapeless jeans with yellow top and bright blue blazer. That's just wrong.
    I am no fashion maven, but those jean really leaped out at me as the most wrong thing of all. It's pretty hard to take a tall, lean, long-legged person and make her look stumpy, but those jeans succeed.

    I must say, it all makes me feel better about my apparel choices. I can look awful on a whole lot less that $450K.
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    I"m not understanding why this article seems shocking and out of touch. The clothes are by fashion designers. Folks who can't afford it can get ideas from the looks.

    It's not like the letter is suggesting regular people can afford these clothes. Goop is an exclusive online designer site with celebrity collarations. It's similar to shopbop and net-a-porter.

    The target market for goop are elite people.
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    Because the elite surf the net for What Would Gwyneth Wear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasmar View Post
    Because the elite surf the net for What Would Gwyneth Wear?
    3539 and counting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by topaz View Post
    I"m not understanding why this article seems shocking and out of touch.
    Because disliking and making fun of Ms. Paltrow is an 'in' thing right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by topaz View Post
    I"m not understanding why this article seems shocking and out of touch. The clothes are by fashion designers. Folks who can't afford it can get ideas from the looks.
    It's shocking and out of touch because Gwynnie (or the great minds that run Goop) seem to think that people should copy Gwynnie just because, well, she's Gwynnie. Or that the people who like Gwynnie are uncritical enough to buy or wear such ridiculous-looking outfits.

    The only idea that I hope people of any income level would get from looking at this is how *not* to dress.
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    It's not shocking to me actually. It's just funny. And dumb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IceAlisa View Post
    And lets not forget those shapeless jeans with yellow top and bright blue blazer. That's just wrong. Not to mention the transparent maxi skirt paired with another loose and shapeless top. The only thing decent here is the Victoria Beckham dress.
    I like those jeans. The Chloe' pants are cute, too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by overedge View Post
    It's shocking and out of touch because Gwynnie (or the great minds that run Goop) seem to think that people should copy Gwynnie just because, well, she's Gwynnie. Or that the people who like Gwynnie are uncritical enough to buy or wear such ridiculous-looking outfits.

    The only idea that I hope people of any income level would get from looking at this is how *not* to dress.
    Oh, OH, OH!!!! Remember when she posted about having Billy Joel and his then-wife Katie Lee over for lunch? She called him "William". Made me wanna break out my designer barf bags made from organic monkey placentas .

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    Anyone who names their child after a common fruit is a bit of a loon in my mind.
    I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzisk8tr View Post
    Anyone who names their child after a common fruit is a bit of a loon in my mind.
    Yes, if you name your kid after a fruit, it should be Passion Fruit Kiwi!!

    Okay that almost makes me want to have a kid so I can name them that.

    I've already forgotten the jeans. All I remember is that they didn't look good on her. They were probably a fine look for someone else or with a different top, but the way it was presented. I remember that purse in the first pic though so I think that's a win for that outfit.
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