The Green One Flies To London
It sounds like she's become a typical American twenty-something!I guess you’d like to know what I’ve been eating all along? Even if you wouldn’t, I will tell you anyway. Frankly speaking, I thought I would turn green by the end of the camp, because I was eating nothing except Starbucks breakfasts and green apples. Luckily, it was enough for me to survive all through the day. Sometimes, of course, I was out of strength by the end of a practice, but it was OK, because I had done the main part of the work in the beginning of it. Besides, I was training my willpower by refusing to eat any unhealthy food. Even salads couldn’t tempt me, because they were napped with sauces made of God knows what.
Again with this stupid diet
She'd find better apples if she branched out to some of the red ones
Starbucks and green apples? I don't think there's a big enough rolling eyes emoticon to express my sentiments! She sounds absolutely ridiculous. Has she ever heard of ordering a salad with dressing on the side? And, btw, Starbucks serves their salads with the dressing in a separate container. I guess Alena didn't notice because she was too weakened from the lack of food ...
Her diet sounds a lot like Johnny Weir's. Maybe that's why he likes Russia so much.
"Cupcakes are bullshit. And everyone knows it. A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping." -Charlie Brooker
I think she suffers from disordered eating but that's a whole other ball of wax.
And I think she needs to move to San Francisco, hire Brian Boitano as her coach, and have him teach her how to cook for herself and eat sensibly.
It seems so many regress when they go to Morozov. Takahashi, Amodio and leonova did not do well at worlds... I wonder if lessened coach attention is the real issue there? Also I and R for ice dancing
Which one of his pupils did well? None right? Isn't that saying something?
Here's some research material for Leonova hot off the grill. I told you people. I told you White Manna in Hackensack is da joint.
The fastest thing out of New Jersey since Tricky Nicky in a Muscovian handbasket
NJ has some awesome burger joints.
from Speedy Death