Australia is a day a head of most of you, however for all of those single people, have a great day.
(Yes this is the Anti-Valentines Day thread)
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Thread: Happy Singles Awareness Day
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02-13-2013, 10:51 PM #1
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Happy Singles Awareness Day
Last edited by Aussie Willy; 02-14-2013 at 12:03 AM.
What the hell is a Ninja Twizzle? Does it have anything to do with hard shelled aquatic life forms that live in the sewer?
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02-13-2013, 10:59 PM #2Registered User
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Ok, what does it say about me that I first read that as "Happy Shingles Awareness Day."
Seriously though, I don't know that "singles awareness" is a thing. Is there really a lack of awareness of singleness?
"Singles Rights Day" or "Singles Pride Day," now there would be a good holiday! Mind you, every day is Singles Pride day for me.
Regardless, though, Happy Singles Awareness Day to all my fellow singletons.
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02-13-2013, 11:29 PM #3drinky typo pbp, closet hugger
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I had totally forgotten that I was single until right now!! thank goodness!
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02-14-2013, 01:38 AM #4
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The original title of "If you're alone on Valentine's Day it's because you're a miserable person who will never find love so just go sit on your couch and try not to think that your cats are just staring at you waiting for you to die so they can eat your corpse" was considered too wordy and wouldn't fit on the coffee mugs.
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02-14-2013, 01:41 AM #5drinky typo pbp, closet hugger
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that's just great, something else to worry about. no more hugs for you
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02-14-2013, 02:01 AM #6
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Originally Posted by jamesy
You are just a little burst of joy, aren't you?
What the hell is a Ninja Twizzle? Does it have anything to do with hard shelled aquatic life forms that live in the sewer?
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02-14-2013, 02:22 AM #7
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I'm sure your cats love you for you and not just as a potential substitute for Fancy Feast. Originally Posted by genevieve
that's just great, something else to worry about. no more hugs for you
Originally Posted by Aussie Willy
You are just a little burst of joy, aren't you?
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02-14-2013, 02:25 AM #8Registered User
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I don't think it's a "waiting for the opportunity" situation, it's just survival. After all, they don't have opposable thumbs so they can't open the cans themselves. Originally Posted by jamesy
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02-14-2013, 02:28 AM #9Registered User
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BTW, I went to a play last night that had some heavy Puritan themes to it ... and then coincidentally a friend posted this on Facebook today:
Puritan Valentine's Day Cards
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And neither are useful or necessary at all.
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02-14-2013, 03:13 AM #10
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My favourite is: Originally Posted by Artemis@BC
BTW, I went to a play last night that had some heavy Puritan themes to it ... and then coincidentally a friend posted this on Facebook today:
Puritan Valentine's Day Cards
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And neither are useful or necessary at all.
You almost make my heart dance.
And dancing is forbidden.What the hell is a Ninja Twizzle? Does it have anything to do with hard shelled aquatic life forms that live in the sewer?
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02-14-2013, 03:14 AM #11Saint Smugpawski
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I'd like to see some Putin Valentine's Day cards.
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02-14-2013, 05:01 AM #12these r the good times
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...heckles...is that you....? Originally Posted by jamesy
I'm off to the Patrick Chan threads...where you can watch a molehill become a mountain in seconds!!!
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Done. Originally Posted by Southpaw
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_5...-to-exist_p20/
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02-14-2013, 05:29 AM #14KWEEN 2016! YES WE KWAN!!
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lol haha
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I got a Valentines Day card!
From my friend...
Thanking me for agreeing to be one of her bridesmaids...
"Marge, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'm just going to have to stop doing stupid things!" - Homer Simpson in the Mr. Plow episode
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02-14-2013, 07:47 AM #16drinky typo pbp, closet hugger
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I only have one cat Originally Posted by jamesy
and I don't feed her Fancy Feast
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I'm honored to be associated with the brilliance of that post, but that was all Jamesy, man. Originally Posted by PeterG
...heckles...is that you....?
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Happy Singleton Day!! I despise everything Bridget Jones, but I like the word "Singleton"...
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Trust me, I am very much aware that I am still single. hehehe
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I think I'll whine next month that St. Patrick's Day is a plot to make everyone who's not Irish Catholic to feel left out.
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