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    Happy Singles Awareness Day

    Australia is a day a head of most of you, however for all of those single people, have a great day.

    (Yes this is the Anti-Valentines Day thread)
    Last edited by Aussie Willy; 02-13-2013 at 11:03 PM.
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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    Ok, what does it say about me that I first read that as "Happy Shingles Awareness Day."

    Seriously though, I don't know that "singles awareness" is a thing. Is there really a lack of awareness of singleness?

    "Singles Rights Day" or "Singles Pride Day," now there would be a good holiday! Mind you, every day is Singles Pride day for me.

    Regardless, though, Happy Singles Awareness Day to all my fellow singletons.

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    I had totally forgotten that I was single until right now!! thank goodness!
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    The original title of "If you're alone on Valentine's Day it's because you're a miserable person who will never find love so just go sit on your couch and try not to think that your cats are just staring at you waiting for you to die so they can eat your corpse" was considered too wordy and wouldn't fit on the coffee mugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesy View Post
    ...try not to think that your cats are just staring at you waiting for you to die so they can eat your corpse....
    that's just great, something else to worry about. no more hugs for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesy View Post
    The original title of "If you're alone on Valentine's Day it's because you're a miserable person who will never find love so just go sit on your couch and try not to think that your cats are just staring at you waiting for you to die so they can eat your corpse" was considered too wordy and wouldn't fit on the coffee mugs.
    You are just a little burst of joy, aren't you?
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by genevieve View Post
    that's just great, something else to worry about. no more hugs for you
    I'm sure your cats love you for you and not just as a potential substitute for Fancy Feast.

    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Willy View Post
    You are just a little burst of joy, aren't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesy View Post
    I'm sure your cats love you for you and not just as a potential substitute for Fancy Feast.
    I don't think it's a "waiting for the opportunity" situation, it's just survival. After all, they don't have opposable thumbs so they can't open the cans themselves.

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    BTW, I went to a play last night that had some heavy Puritan themes to it ... and then coincidentally a friend posted this on Facebook today:

    Puritan Valentine's Day Cards

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    And neither are useful or necessary at all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis@BC View Post
    BTW, I went to a play last night that had some heavy Puritan themes to it ... and then coincidentally a friend posted this on Facebook today:

    Puritan Valentine's Day Cards

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    And neither are useful or necessary at all.

    My favourite is:

    You almost make my heart dance.
    And dancing is forbidden.
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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    I'd like to see some Putin Valentine's Day cards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesy View Post
    The original title of "If you're alone on Valentine's Day it's because you're a miserable person who will never find love so just go sit on your couch and try not to think that your cats are just staring at you waiting for you to die so they can eat your corpse" was considered too wordy and wouldn't fit on the coffee mugs.
    ...heckles...is that you....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southpaw View Post
    I'd like to see some Putin Valentine's Day cards.
    Done.

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    lol haha

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    I got a Valentines Day card!
    From my friend...
    Thanking me for agreeing to be one of her bridesmaids...
    "Marge, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'm just going to have to stop doing stupid things!" - Homer Simpson in the Mr. Plow episode

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesy View Post
    I'm sure your cats love you for you and not just as a potential substitute for Fancy Feast.
    I only have one cat and I don't feed her Fancy Feast
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterG View Post
    ...heckles...is that you....?

    I'm honored to be associated with the brilliance of that post, but that was all Jamesy, man.

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    Happy Singleton Day!! I despise everything Bridget Jones, but I like the word "Singleton"...

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    Trust me, I am very much aware that I am still single. hehehe

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    I think I'll whine next month that St. Patrick's Day is a plot to make everyone who's not Irish Catholic to feel left out.

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