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    Franken-skater

    Build your own skater.

    Mine would spin like Lucinda Ruh, jump like Midori Ito, and charm like Oxsana Bauil.

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    Mine would have the competitive nerves and consistency of Plushenko combined with the skating and artistry of Lambiel. For the ladies Kostner's musicality combined with Kim's terminator attitude and jumps.

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    Plushenko's competitive nerve and consistency
    Kostner's speed & footwork
    Lambiel's & Abbott's musicality & choreography
    Osmond's & Savoie's transitions
    Chan's skating skills
    Ruh's spinning ability
    Bobek's charm & charisma
    Cohen's & Sawyer's flexibility
    Kwan's emotion
    Ito's jumping ability
    Rochette's arms
    Poje's face
    Trankov's eyes
    A hybrid Joubert/Poirier/Szolkowy butt
    And of course . . . Poth's slutty voids

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    I want to add Elena Gedevanishvili's rack and Joanne Conway's Fassi wiggle.

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    Someone who can stare down the competition like Katarina Witt or Scary Babs.

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    The male Frankenskater should have Robin Szolkowy's derriere, for purely functional purposes only

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    Michelle Wie outfitted with skates instead of golf clubs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RickInSanJose View Post
    Michelle Wie outfitted with skates instead of golf clubs.
    Haha! At 6' 1", The Big Wiesy could be the one doing lifts in pairs.

    (Edit: And maybe she ought to give it some thought, because her golf game has gone so far south she should be using penguins as caddies...)

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