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Interrupting cow.
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02-13-2013, 08:18 PM #41Sexy Superhero
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02-13-2013, 08:24 PM #42BE the sparkle
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What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
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02-20-2013, 08:27 AM #43Zamboni Zombie
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Post your favorite kid-friendly joke (I put jokes & in little skateycat's lunch
Thanks to made_in_canada I got tomorrow's joke from #classicjoketuesday
Knock knock..
Who's there?!
Figs.
Figs who?!
Figs the doorbell, it's broken.Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. -- @ciggybuttz on Twitter
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02-20-2013, 03:12 PM #44
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Did you hear that joke about paper?.... It's tearable.
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02-27-2013, 12:59 AM #45
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Originally Posted by PeterG
Brian never listens to me.............
Sorry!
-Brian
"Michelle would never be caught with sausage grease staining her Vera Wang." - rfisher
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03-05-2013, 05:16 PM #46Zamboni Zombie
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Little stinkercat reads his jokes before he even leaves for school!
Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. -- @ciggybuttz on Twitter
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03-05-2013, 05:24 PM #47INTJ
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I've been using some of these jokes in the letters I write to my 5 year old nieces. They LOVE them
“Nothing is so strong as gentleness, nothing so gentle as real strength” - St. Francis de Sales
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03-08-2013, 08:23 AM #48Zamboni Zombie
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I've got a new one!
What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator?
(I don't know, but don't try to fix its bow tie!)Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. -- @ciggybuttz on Twitter
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03-14-2013, 06:36 AM #49Zamboni Zombie
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Post your favorite kid-friendly joke (I put jokes & in little skateycat's lunch
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. -- @ciggybuttz on Twitter
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03-19-2013, 08:55 PM #50
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If you are still looking for more:
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
What does a clock do when it is hungry? It goes back four seconds.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O.
When chemists die, they barium.
Broken pencils are pointless.
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03-20-2013, 04:37 PM #51Just me
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What do you call a pig that knows karate? - A pork chop!
Why do bees have sticky hair? -Because they use honeycombs
Why do cows wear bells? -Because their horns don't work!
How did the barber win the race? -He knew a short cut.Am I there yet?
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03-21-2013, 02:44 AM #52Registered User
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Do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is?
Do you know who Alexander Graham Kowalski is? The world's first telephone Pole
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04-02-2013, 08:01 AM #53Zamboni Zombie
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I just found this one at http://www.childhoodbeckons.com/2012...will-love.html
9. What does a snail say when it's riding on a turtle's back?
-Weeeee!!Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. -- @ciggybuttz on Twitter
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04-23-2013, 07:17 AM #54these r the good times
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Sorry if some of these have been posted already:
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What kind of coffee was served on the titanic? Sanka
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Probably not age-appropriate, but hopefully they will make one or two of you adults chuckle:
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!!!
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes, whack, damn. A bad skydiver goes damn, whack
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same? Somebody's gonna lose a trailer
How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psychopath.I'm off to the Patrick Chan threads...where you can watch a molehill become a mountain in seconds!!!
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