American Idol 2013: I wsh I knew how to quit you...

[PrincessLeppard]

Chris performs Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay. While I'm grateful it's not a ballad, it's kind of nasally.

But not boring, which is at least a +1 GOE

[my little pony]

headband is not much more than his headband

but youre right, at least it was an awful mid tempo as opposed to an awful ballad

[my little pony]

i think nicki is letting her vagina do the the talking

[PrincessLeppard]

Devon the barista has a sob story. I'm predicting a ballad.....

YES! Ballad #4 some generic crap about chasing dreams or some crap. Is some of this not in English or is his enunciation really bad?

Interesting voice, but zzzzzzzzzzz

[my little pony]

i thought DEVON's singing in the spanish part was weaker but on a lukewarm night, easily one of the better ones

[PrincessLeppard]

Elijah brings us ballad #5

I don't know this song either. Something about talking to the moon.

Zzzzzzzzz

[my little pony]

elijah's high parts were weird, like a werewolf whose voice is still changing

but keith thinks his coat is the coat of a star

[rfisher]

Is this the best Idol has got? He was off tune half of the song. At least the Voice has Adam Levine and Blake Shelton.

[my little pony]

i think they eliminated all the boys who can sing so a girl can win. but i was underwhelmed by the girls too.

[BigB08822]

It really is starting to look like they chose a bunch of guys who would have almost no chance of winning. Even if they have some talent and are not completely weird, they must be forcing them to sing boring and forgetful ballads. They don't stand a chance.

This Elton John guy is no better than most people I hear singing at karaoke. What in the world did he do to get through? That should never have even gone to Hollywood.

[PrincessLeppard]

I missed Charlie. According to Keith, I was the only person who wandered away from my tv. What did he do?

[my little pony]

i think charlie has had stronger vocals in prev rounds. people who already like him wont care. i also think nicki has pms because i know it makes me say some weird stuff too.

[PrincessLeppard]

Another ballad. I'm going to have to wander off again.

[PrincessLeppard]

Robert Plant made a great record with Allison Krauss. Yes, randy, that's what he's most known for....

[PrincessLeppard]

Curtis closes the night with a -wait for it! - generic ballad!

Zzzzzzzz

[my little pony]

the phrase raised in the church makes me picture someone putting a cardboard box in the church basement and living off the remnants of the potluck suppers

[4rkidz]

oh I'm glad Charlie made it.. even though he looked very nervous - (I missed him).. he's quirky - I like quirky he looks like he gives a nice hug too

[BigB08822]

Which guys made it? I couldn't sit through another boring ballad by a socially awkward shemale.

[PrincessLeppard]

Devon, Curtis, the guy who sang the first Keith Urban song, Charlie and some other boring guy.

[snoopysnake]

FWIW, to me Paul Jolley is a dead ringer for Evan Lysacek.

I think so too!

Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!