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    Unhappy Oh Dear! Sandra Lee is Upset...

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...e-cooking.html

    I wonder if he was talking about the Kwanza cake?
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    The loudmouth probably didn't recognize her because of her plastic surgery and Botox work improved appearance in the last few years.
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    SHE has feelings!? Bitch is too drunk to feel anything. Besides, if he said what he claims to have said then it was 100% accurate. You suck, Sandra Lee, go drink away your pain.
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    So she eavesdrops on a conversation not at her table, then makes a major fuss including complaining to the restaurant and hassles innocent tourists and *other people* are the ones who are trying to get attention"
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    The mental image of Sandra Lee waking up to a bunch of Italian tourists and drunkenly yelling at them about how she has feelings too when they weren't even the ones saying anything just made my day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by michiruwater View Post
    The mental image of Sandra Lee waking up to a bunch of Italian tourists and drunkenly yelling at them about how she has feelings too when they weren't even the ones saying anything just made my day.
    That was my favorite part of the article.

    And I love that they gave a mini life story in the article.

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    "I'm Sandra Lee, I have feelings, too" would make a great Internet meme.
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    From the quote, it's not as if he said anything that was untrue.

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    Aww, poor Sandy.
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    'She takes an angel food cake, slices it in half, opens a can of frosting, frosts the cake, calls it semi-homemade, and makes a lot of money.'
    And this is wrong??

    Christmas came early for us FSU shrikes, eys?

    When asked by The New York Times earlier this year what she thought of the people who criticise her for using processed food in her recipes, Ms Lee responded: 'I think they’re snobs. I’m not sure that some of the food purists are in touch with what really goes on in American households.'
    No, they criticize you because your russipees are SHITTY and taste awful!

    mistakenly confronted a group of confused Italian tourists, saying, 'I’m Sandra Lee, I have feelings, too.'
    Gurl, PLEASE!!! You are numb from LIKKAH!!

    And now she's stinking up The Cooking Channel with TWO new shows.
    Last edited by Rex; 12-14-2012 at 09:38 PM.

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    I love that she got mad over someone just telling the truth about her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex View Post
    No, they criticize you because your russipees are SHITTY and taste awful!
    And often take more time and cost more money than just doing it the normal way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitneyskates View Post
    I love that she got mad over someone just telling the truth about her.
    Quote Originally Posted by MacMadame View Post
    And often take more time and cost more money than just doing it the normal way.
    Pretty much about everything she makes except for ice cubes. Oh but wait, she uses store-bought water for those too!!!

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    This has to be one of the funniest things I've read all week.
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    Every time I see commercials for her garbage on Cooking Channel I think of this thread and sigh. I am tempted to watch it for the amusement and report back.

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    Tis the season, fa la la la la [BURP]

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    My personal favorite is the Star of David cake that was stuffed with marshmellows made from pork gelatin. And who can forget the time she baked a ham and parked it right next to a Menorah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitneyskates View Post
    My personal favorite is the Star of David cake that was stuffed with marshmellows made from pork gelatin. And who can forget the time she baked a ham and parked it right next to a Menorah?
    Jewish posters at the FN website supposedly got them to take down the russipee for that cake.
    They spend a lot of time removing negative reviews of the crap she makes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rex View Post
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    They spend a lot of time removing negative reviews of the crap she makes.
    I'm sure that's somebody's full-time job.
    My job requires me to be a juggler, but that does not mean that I enjoy working with clowns.

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    One of the worst things I ever saw her do was to smush up an apple pie and turn it into another apple pie. No Sandy, that is NOT what goes on in the average household.

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