I am sorry. Have you tried dish detergent? Don't cry. You will get a cute dress when you are done being pregnant.
But I know how you feel. At the end of my pregnancy my fingers got so swollen I couldn't carry stuff. So I picked up a big bowl of salad I'd just made and dropped the whole thing on the floor. Veggies everywhere, bowl shattered. Me like a baby. Yup, love those hormones.