DWTS All Stars - The Semifinal

[pixie cut]

I figured we deserved a new thread for this week. So here goes. Comment away when the absurd new dances get going.

[danceronice]

"Knight Rider" Banghra?

Yet again, I am not Derek's biggest fan, but he somehow found a way to turn that into a choerographic FU to the producers, I could NOT blame him. In fact I'd totally be on board with that.

[Garden Kitty]

Is anyone else watching? If so, can you please assure me I really did just see that dance from Melissa and Tony and I'm not hallucinating?

[Fridge_Break]

A regular hustle would have been nice. Although I think they did the best they could with the completely stupid dance theme.

[danceronice]

Yeah, pretty much, Fridge Break. Not what I think when I think Hustle, but...I mean, what were they supposed to do? I have a feeling this may be the theme for the whole first half because huh?

[my little pony]

Is anyone else watching? If so, can you please assure me I really did just see that dance from Melissa and Tony and I'm not hallucinating?

i saw it, i just dont know why the dancers and viewers were subjected to it. i'd rather watch dance center.

[danceronice]

"Because why not?" I think Tom is just calling it like he sees it tonight.

Oh, great, so this is the dance drunken uncles do at Indian weddings. And this is what to do with Knight Rider?

[danceronice]

Okay, so if you took away the costume and lighting effects, this still had what to do with Knight Rider? (And that song's called "India" by DJ Panjabi. I have it for use as a samba.)

[my little pony]

i enjoyed the bangra whatever

but what makes it a hybrid with knight rider other than his members only jacket?

[Alixana]

i enjoyed the bangra whatever

but what makes it a hybrid with knight rider other than his members only jacket?

the flashing red lights on their jackets match the dashboard!

[danceronice]

Did Apolo raid Mark's closet for that outfit?

[Garden Kitty]

I'm really impressed by how much Shawn has grown as a performer from her first time on the show. Those few additional years seem to have made a big difference in her confidence and maturity.

[my little pony]

im really creeped out by anything circus related, poor apolo

[danceronice]

Bob Fosse called. He says WTF?

[Fridge_Break]

What the flusternuts is this? Bring back instant choreography dances!

[my little pony]

Bob Fosse called. He says WTF?

[danceronice]

Obviously an epic fail for the producers--it all made total sense, musically and dance-wise. They won't make THAT mistake again.

[Alixana]

ye gods, Val is good at Latin rhythm (and not just cuz he has his clothes off!)

[danceronice]

NOW they start calling Kelly on being robotic? Where have they been for the last few weeks?

[PRlady]

Clearly tuning in late tonight was a good idea. The only dance I saw was Emmitt's and it was silly but not awful.