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    The Poptart Tragedy

    Anyone else seen this on Facebook? Sad story...

    gurl asks boi to get poptart
    he duz
    gurl takes deep breff, den gurl saiz "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf"
    boi saiz no
    gerl is hertbroken <///////3
    crys and runs awai w/o eatin poptart n she has lo blood suga so she fals
    boi runz ova 2 her.
    she ded. </3333e3333
    boi crie "i sais no be ur bf cause i wonna be ur hubsand!"
    he screems n thros poptart @ wall.... dimond ring wus inside.
    The Poptart Tragedy animated: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcn1Q9fWahM

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    Sorry but it looks very sad for the English language.
    When you are up to your arse in alligators it is difficult to remember you were only meant to be draining the swamp.

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    Holy crap is that awful, and not in the way I think you intended...

    How would you even get a diamond ring inside a pop tart?

    And also, low blood-sugar doesn't really work that way.

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    I get the joke!

    It's one thing to abbreviate half the words you use online, but if you are a bad speller, it's even worse! Love the youtube comments...the joke has gone over so many people's heads!
    It's official. I am madly in love with Meryl Davis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterG View Post
    I get the joke!

    petr i wona b ur husband

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    Imagine if FSU was done entirely in this style

    michl kwn iz best fgr sk8r n da wrld
    she goez 2 da limpix n doz 7 tripulz
    michl saiz "omg mai dremz came tru, i getz da gold"
    lil 12 y/o gurl tara saiz "no michl i m cutr i dserv gold"
    den lil gurl doez liek 928,124,215,362,351 tripulz n judgz r liek "yay lil gurl u r cuter n u dsrv gold n ice crem"
    michl is hertbroken <//////3 n nvr sk8z agen

    *.*.*.*LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM*.*.*.*

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    I don't get it, what is the joke? I mean, I found it funny because I am odd like that but I don't see any hidden joke in there other than the play on text speak and how children write these days and the overly dramatic story telling.
    -Brian
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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyCharm View Post
    petr i wona b ur husband
    U meen hubsand rite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alixana View Post
    U meen hubsand rite?
    zomg mi bed i do dat evertim!!!!!

    thx u alixana i luv u 5ever n dat is moar den 4ever xoxoxo

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyCharm View Post
    petr i wona b ur husband




    Quote Originally Posted by CantALoop View Post
    Imagine if FSU was done entirely in this style

    michl kwn iz best fgr sk8r n da wrld
    she goez 2 da limpix n doz 7 tripulz
    michl saiz "omg mai dremz came tru, i getz da gold"
    lil 12 y/o gurl tara saiz "no michl i m cutr i dserv gold"
    den lil gurl doez liek 928,124,215,362,351 tripulz n judgz r liek "yay lil gurl u r cuter n u dsrv gold n ice crem"
    michl is hertbroken <//////3 n nvr sk8z agen

    *.*.*.*LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM*.*.*.*
    OMG - I need glasses after reading that!!!
    It's official. I am madly in love with Meryl Davis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigB08822 View Post
    I don't get it, what is the joke?
    I don't get it either. Could someone please explain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alixana View Post
    U meen hubsand rite?
    huss band?

    Quote Originally Posted by BigB08822 View Post
    I don't get it, what is the joke?
    Quote Originally Posted by Japanfan View Post
    I don't get it either. Could someone please explain?
    It's like a Saturday Night Live parody that makes fun of people who not only have no shame in being lazy and/or illiterate...but seemingly take pride in that as well. (Jokes are so much funnier when you have to examine and explain them... "Why would the chicken even be crossing a road? Wouldn't they be penned up in a cage? Why would you even care about the travel patterns of a chicken, anyway? And shouldn't we be more concerned about the safety of an animal near a roadway? How is this a source of humour when an animal could be killed by oncoming motorists?" )
    It's official. I am madly in love with Meryl Davis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CantALoop View Post
    Imagine if FSU was done entirely in this style

    michl kwn iz best fgr sk8r n da wrld
    she goez 2 da limpix n doz 7 tripulz
    michl saiz "omg mai dremz came tru, i getz da gold"
    lil 12 y/o gurl tara saiz "no michl i m cutr i dserv gold"
    den lil gurl doez liek 928,124,215,362,351 tripulz n judgz r liek "yay lil gurl u r cuter n u dsrv gold n ice crem"
    michl is hertbroken <//////3 n nvr sk8z agen

    *.*.*.*LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM*.*.*.*

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyCharm View Post
    zomg mi bed i do dat evertim!!!!!

    thx u alixana i luv u 5ever n dat is moar den 4ever xoxoxo
    ur awsum

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    Oi.

    I have a headache. And a stomachache. And a soulache.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis@BC View Post
    Oi.

    I have a headache. And a stomachache. And a soulache.
    And I've been using spell and grammar checks all day, just to be on the safe side.

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    My eyes just glaze over and I go on. I consider it a foreign language that's harder than Pig Latin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyCharm View Post
    i luv u 5ever n dat is moar den 4ever xoxoxo

    I've never seen or heard this before but it is brilliant! I know what I shall now use to torture my daughter with at the end of our chats.


    I can see the from her already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterG View Post
    It's like a Saturday Night Live parody that makes fun of people who not only have no shame in being lazy and/or illiterate...but seemingly take pride in that as well. (Jokes are so much funnier when you have to examine and explain them... "Why would the chicken even be crossing a road? Wouldn't they be penned up in a cage? Why would you even care about the travel patterns of a chicken, anyway? And shouldn't we be more concerned about the safety of an animal near a roadway? How is this a source of humour when an animal could be killed by oncoming motorists?" )
    Still don't find it to be funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Japanfan View Post
    Still don't find it to be funny.


    I had a friend who said that he didn't see what was funny about Lucille Ball. (Yes, I did check his pulse! )
    It's official. I am madly in love with Meryl Davis.

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