French veggie loaf
Books purchased by close relatives during the late 1970s/early 1980s:
Some Men Are More Perfect than Others ("Merle Shain is a communicator.")
Real Men Don't Eat Quiche (Halston is a quiche-eater. "Real men have two names.")
The Edgar Cayce Reader
Rage of Angels
Kwanita Rhinestone: Excuse me, f_d, but don't you have two astrology books and a (largely pictorial) hagiography of Barbra Streisand in your room right now?
Me: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Kwanita R: If you were going to give anyone the gift of Thomas Friedman's wisdom, you should've stolen it first.
Me: Why does everything have to be a contest?!
And so on and so forth...