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    1st cat video festival

    Moody, French feline wins 1st cat video festival

    The winner of what’s being touted as the first-ever cat video film festival is a piece starring a “French” cat describing his existential angst.

    Henri 2, Paw de Deux by Seattle filmmaker Will Braden captured the Golden Kitty, through online votes, at the Cat Video Festival in Minneapolis.
    There's even a Irina Slutskaya reference.
    I want to thank you Lord for being with me so far this day. With your help, I have not been inpatient, lost my temper been grumpy or envious of anyone. But I will be getting out of bed in a minute and I think I will really need your help then. Amen

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    Isn't YouTube a 24/7 cat video festival?
    I would have been here sooner, but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it. - Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

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    Henri is brilliant! Stumbled across his soliloquies a month or so ago.
    Ah, FSU! Where thread drift comes to play.

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    si triste pour le chat

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    Love "Immortalised on the wall, Forgotten on the floor".
    What the hell is a Ninja Twizzle? Does it have anything to do with hard shelled aquatic life forms that live in the sewer?

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    Love it - it reminds me of a Cat Diary I read once...

    CAT DIARY

    Day 983 of my captivity!
    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

    In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. The sick bastards!

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies'. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He obviously has issues.

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    I love the cat diary. It's even funnier when contrasted with the dog diary.

    http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/humor..._cat_diary.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grannyfan View Post
    I love the cat diary. It's even funnier when contrasted with the dog diary.

    http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/humor..._cat_diary.htm
    I love the dog and cat diary one.

    I just realised that Stewie Griffin must have been a cat in a former life.

    I have found Henri 3, Le Vet
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiYUzYozsAQ
    What the hell is a Ninja Twizzle? Does it have anything to do with hard shelled aquatic life forms that live in the sewer?

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    I am a mad fangirl of Henri's.
    "Nature is a damp, inconvenient sort of place where birds and animals wander about uncooked."

    from Speedy Death

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