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    Dare I ask, were these undies laundered?

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckles View Post
    Dare I ask, were these undies laundered?
    No.
    I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned.
    (Edna St Vincent Millay)

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    Quote Originally Posted by cygnus View Post
    No.

    Great, so DNA analysis can confirm authenticity!

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    Elvis' father put them up for auction? No wonder he was so screwed up. A smothering mother and exploitive father.
    3539 and counting.

    Slightly Wounding Banana list cont: MacMadame.

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    How fitting that this topic is now on page Number Two.

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    Here I was thinking it was just pee stains.

    What kind of person keeps poopy underwear? For decades, yet.

    Poor Elvis. Died on a toilet, and now people are literally airing his dirty laundry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leesaleesa View Post
    What kind of person keeps poopy underwear? For decades, yet.
    Someone who saw a profit opportunity. Or who doesn't do laundry.

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    Huh. Maybe the dirty draws were found in a decades old hoard? Still say that's a shitty way to do Elvis.

    I did Google "Elvis poopy pants" and found a photo of the draws framed with photos of Elvis surrounding them, stains front and center.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leesaleesa View Post
    Still say that's a shitty way to do Elvis.
    Pun intended, I assume?

    I wonder if the stains can be forensically analyzed to determine if Elvis had recently eaten one of his famous fried whole-loaf peanut butter sandwiches. Is the science that sophisticated yet?

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