Elvis' underwear up for auction

[heckles]

Dare I ask, were these undies laundered?

[cygnus]

Dare I ask, were these undies laundered?

No.

[heckles]

No.

Great, so DNA analysis can confirm authenticity!

[milanessa]

Elvis' father put them up for auction? No wonder he was so screwed up. A smothering mother and exploitive father.

[heckles]

How fitting that this topic is now on page Number Two.

[leesaleesa]

Here I was thinking it was just pee stains.

What kind of person keeps poopy underwear? For decades, yet.

Poor Elvis. Died on a toilet, and now people are literally airing his dirty laundry.

[heckles]

What kind of person keeps poopy underwear? For decades, yet.

Someone who saw a profit opportunity. Or who doesn't do laundry.

[leesaleesa]

Huh. Maybe the dirty draws were found in a decades old hoard? Still say that's a shitty way to do Elvis.

I did Google "Elvis poopy pants" and found a photo of the draws framed with photos of Elvis surrounding them, stains front and center.

[heckles]

Still say that's a shitty way to do Elvis.

Pun intended, I assume?

I wonder if the stains can be forensically analyzed to determine if Elvis had recently eaten one of his famous fried whole-loaf peanut butter sandwiches. Is the science that sophisticated yet?