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    Elvis' underwear up for auction

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    A pair of Elvis Presley's underwear, complete with stains, will be sold at an auction in Manchester, England, next month
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    The dirty drawers could fetch up to £10,000, or around $15,800.
    Whoever buys it can play a game of scratch & sniff at his next dinner party

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    Elvis Stojko, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by duane View Post
    Elvis Stojko, right?
    Probably not, that Elvis seems to have his underwear stuck in a wad lately.

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    And the dirty undies are being sold at the same time as his personal Bible. That kind of sums up the extremes of Elvis' career, doesn't it?
    Who wants to watch rich people eat pizza? They must have loved that in Bangladesh. - Randy Newman on the 2014 Oscars broadcast

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    I was in a waiting room today and there was a woman playing the piano. She played one of my favorite romance songs ever, "I can't help falling in love with you". I hear Elvis singing it every time it is played. (Okay, this had nothing to do with his underwear.)

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    ick.

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    I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned.
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    Hmmm, useful for a cloning project perhaps?


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    Surprised that Elvis crapped his pants. Druggies tend to be plugged up. See: Whitney Houston.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckles View Post
    Surprised that Elvis crapped his pants. Druggies tend to be plugged up. See: Whitney Houston.
    Well that explains it then, I always thought she was full of sh*t.
    I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzisk8tr View Post
    I always thought she was full of sh*t.
    You got that right.

    "How will I know if he really loves me?" Well, if he's pulling dried "doody bubbles" out your caboose, that's a good sign.

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    you cant say bobby brown isnt a giver
    I feel like I'm in a dream. But it can't be a dream because there are no boy dancers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by my little pony View Post
    you cant say bobby brown isnt a giver
    Well technically, he was taking her doody bubbles.
    Last edited by heckles; 08-30-2012 at 03:36 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by overedge View Post
    And the dirty undies are being sold at the same time as his personal Bible.
    It's reassuring that his Bible is expected to sell for more than twice as much as his poopy pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckles View Post
    Well technically, he was taking her doody bubbles.
    no wonder he is in rehab, i'd never be able to shake that memory
    I feel like I'm in a dream. But it can't be a dream because there are no boy dancers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by duane View Post
    Elvis Stojko, right?
    A thong? Eew, Stojko butt floss.
    I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.


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    Why in the hell did I come in here?
    The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are--Joseph Campbell

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    Quote Originally Posted by FiveRinger View Post
    Why in the hell did I come in here?
    And with a name like FiveRinger too.
    I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.


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    Quote Originally Posted by FiveRinger View Post
    Why in the hell did I come in here?
    Because the thought of Elvis dropping a hunk of burnin' waste material in his underwear is at least mildly amusing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FiveRinger View Post
    Why in the hell did I come in here?
    'Cause you think Elvis is the shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by heckles View Post
    Because the thought of Elvis dropping a hunk of burnin' waste material in his underwear is at least mildly amusing.
    A hunk'a hunk'a burning waste on his blue suede shoes.
    I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.


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